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2009-04-22T01:43:00.003+08:00

MOVED!

This is my 218th post in gorgeousgems, and this will be my last post here! :)

MOVED!

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2009-04-18T23:27:00.003+08:00

Happily tired

A very tiring week; all hail week O. The babes tried so hard to lose our voices. Failed attempt. at least for me. how about ya babes? :)

Just came back from flamenco festival; IV FERIA DE ABRIL 2009

so tired to upload photos and type. all i'll say is:

WE SO ROCKED DOWN CHIJMES, COMPANY DANCERS of LEGRAND!
dancing together since young really helped our perfect coordination even with so little practice of a dance genre foreign to us.

many loves to the dancers! :)

2009-04-13T21:03:00.002+08:00

Where are you, access card. :(

Not in my best days. :( frigging misplaced my access card. and i cant remember taking it out. was so in a mood to kill the savannah super duper anal neh neh securities. though it has got nothing to do with them. but they ought to be killed. hope the stone animal statues come alive at night, stomp on them and eat them alive.

and, my fingers are clicking and typing away too much nowadays. causing my already depleting bank account to undergo drought. i'm back to online shopping. need to pay for the access card replacement, buy and buy and buy clothes and eat and eat and eat and cab and cab and cab. is die. is die. if only i open my wardrobe, i see a money tree instead of mountains of clothes.

empress dowager is coming back tomorrow. no more drought and famine. i hope.

oh, and i'm totally in love with malteses. they're so cute! my neighbour's dogs. AWWWW. my holy doggie. max and popeye are the cutest malteses around. white balls of fur! argh! feel like pulling out all their fur. and pinch them and roll them like dough.

2009-04-08T22:51:00.007+08:00

Fun, laughter and tired-ness!

Its been quite some time! so many things happened and i cant really remember them though. serious case of STM. lets go day by day.

OLTC
All i remembered from this training camp:
PLENTY of masking tapes, newspapers, darkness, late or shall i say very early morning baths, flooded bathing cubicles, bad food, really bad food, PLENTY OF STAIRCASE CLIMBING.

poor stella, felicia, janice and a few others who lost their belongings. many many stealers, robbers, whatever you call these low forms around. but, something loss, there'll be something gain! *always look on the bright side of life! doodu, doodudoodudoodu.*

came home, and replenished sleep. slept for almost 24 hours, till i didnt know whats the day when i woke up the following day. had some misunderstandings with fie. glad we got it all sorted out. :)

31st march
Accompanied han to SMU then to NUS. even at NUS, able to spend money buying clothes. somethings wrong with us. and how nic whined about the 30 bucks. han cannot forget that, kept repeating to me even when we met up again the next day. and how we chiong to not kena the ERP. for 2 dollars, we sped and nic cursed so many times. end up, still got to pay. and....... we saw the cutest lifeform on earth - BUBBLES! <3 she's such a sweet lil thing! awwwww..... i missss her!! :(

April fools'
Got fooled by S. but saw through melvin tan! YAY! he was so irritated when his plan backfired. sorry melvin tan!

Night stimulation
Very tiring and stoned night. everyone was practically nodding off. and i was really about to fall off the lecture theatre seats and roll down the stairs, creating a slope behind me. had such a crazy jinxed cab hailing session with zeeda. ran across the road, back and then forth and left and then back to the right again. chasing cabs like two mad women. whole stimulation filled with gossips, gossips and more gossips!!

Arabian night
Attended mandy's 21st birthday party at ivory. a blast. but i only know 2 people there including the birthday girl. HOW SAD. made 1 friend there. all the cute guys there were taken. and, i chickened out from my "arabic wear" yes yes. i'm a chicken. i love to eat chicken. sweet n spicy drumlets please! but my brother and fiona was damn damn sweet. sent me to clarke quay. walked me to ivory, waited with me till my one and only friend came. then went to walk around and eat till the party ended to send me home. awwwww. my sweet big brother.

5th april
The unforgettable day! my dearest best friend eilania lee got her phone stolen while we were shopping. well.. thats pickpocket. right? too long never use such words. it was kinda a big hooha. the poor girl was stunned half the time after realising her phone was gone. i flew into my aunty instincts. :D called singtel. called police. talk to the CUTE topman guy. ooooo! and i tell you......... how useless singapore policemen are. and how inefficient, slow in action and suffer from cerebral malfunction. i called 999 so many times that i think they blacklisted my number. and the man at the reception will never name his daughter andrea. got into some fits argument with this policeman from bukit merah police station. 2 words to describe that guy - VERY ANAL. very anal policeman meets the EXTREMLY ANAL aunty. ooooo! clash of the titans! but after that, we somehow hit it off. weird i know. but fun talking to uncles. i meant anal uncles.
to eilania: 5th april, marina square, topshop :D

6th april + 7th april
Dedicated to decorating the LT. many youtube videos. many songs. many newspapers, once again.

gotta go back school tomorrow again for some refresh-something. dont know what they call it. cant remember. oh, and my president and empress dowager are flying off tomorrow. aint as thrilled as i thought i'll be. am threatening the president to buy me a darn bag. i'm like short of bags. :( so sick of my bags already. it'll better not be burberry.... i'll use that bag and suffocate myself.

lee chee shian! hope you're fine! what happened to today!? didnt contact meee! :(

2009-03-26T23:43:00.002+08:00

Pre-camp preparation

Just came out from a hot bath. After packing my bag for camp tomorrow; which has the aftermath equivalent to running 2 rounds around the track.

I was literally panting and really thirsty after completing the CHORE of packing clothes and stuffs and nonsense for a 4 day 3 night camp. Managed to squeeze everything into 1 bag, 1 shoe bag, 2 hand carry makeup pouches. whoowhee. so tempted to bring a luggage. my brother thought i was going for a fashion show and that the amount of things i brought was incredibly impossible. and my mother and endang was busy asking if i brought this, brought that. they even more gan chiong then me.

Stella and i both had a super last min shopping trip for camp at about 8 plus 9. went to those chapalang shops and bought all that we need for the camp that could be found there. the most happy buy for me, is a TORCH LIGHT!!!!!!!! NO GHOSTS, NO VAMPIRES, NO MONSTERS! WOOHOO! very happy to find torch lights there. :D

Am trying not to feel sad that many year 1s will be attending this shit. and not to forget the irresponsible asc people who cant seem to reply smses. i'mma risking getting kicked out of my flamenco performance this april for this nonsense. cant believe i'm not weighing out my priorities properly. hope my white lie this friday can pass! sigh..

And, we're so gonna make hell loads of new friends. i'm betting that none will be my age. all the xiao didi and xiao meimei. i'm not very old. just 25 more days to being 20. not too bad. not too bad. am indulging in self-pity and fully submerged in denial.

Hope there wont be any anal people there. just ended my period. and there wont be any pms. and will be in a relatively good mood which means being nice and soft and kind and all things good. good thing. good thing. can appease the rest of the babes if they ever get into any fight. (highly possible) :D *PEACE babes!*

ALRIGHT! ALL SET TO GO! ANDREA LIM IS GOING FOR A CAMP! yes, laugh your ass off now. i volunteered for it. i'm such a kind soul.

2009-03-23T23:45:00.002+08:00

What happened to happily ever after?

I wasted 3 days of my life, risking having fits relapse, watched this drama. and it did not have a happy ending. that got me really angry and upset and URGH.

Shows are meant to make people happy. :(

And, songs too. so eilania lee, please stop thinking about that VERY SAD AND EMO song plus the VERY VERY VERY SAD AND EMO story you created, directed and acted together with that song. today is a friggin bad day. :(

2009-03-18T00:42:00.005+08:00

ARCADE. MAHJONG. BJACK. FOOD.

These few days were spent with my family and myself. Alot of food, laughter and fun!

Its amazing how i keep telling myself i will run the following morning. And when i said that, i was VERY determined. the weather seemed to be helping me procrastinate. there were gloomy clouds or already pouring rain when i manage to get out of bed these days.

The days were spent playing mahjong and spending loads in the arcade. Spent a total of 250 bucks in 2 days playing nonsensical games and screaming and shouting and banging and cursing and perspiring. Arcade is a real good place for venting anger or stress yourself up and have hell loads of fun. oh, its also a very good place for people with too much money and no where better to spend.

Great world city got the best arcade! my brother's girlfriend and i had a fun time hammering and playing dumb guessing game. and obviously got addicted swiping the card through the card reader deducting 1.40 each time. seems like a small amount, $1.40. but it'll add up to a whooping 250 just on arcadeeeeeee! and i suffered from blistered fingers. :( my thumb has a blister with a shape of a "good" sign. and the base of my index finger suffered another blister. thinking back. i feel like using the card to slash across my face.

mahjong is forever as fun, though it gets boring after sometime. and blackjack! my brother bought this blackjack mat with new chips and 2 new decks. oooooo. we felt like pros for 3 minutes.

was having a short evening nap, but was woken up by really really loud quarrels. and went to kaypo. neighbour across my block screaming really loudly and ended up lashing each other. screamed for my mum to join me in watching. she got really excited, discussing with me and when all the drama ended. she walked away and not forgetting to leave me a remark," you very kaypo leh, girl." like she's not.

Celebrated maine and suat's birthday on saturdayyyy! We climbed the legendary stairs. holy mother of god. grace, nel, hsiang, ting and i were huffing and puffing and panting and perspiring and wobbling and cramping and holding. basically crawling up the stairs and afraid of FALLING BACK. While crawling, i was thanking my parents for not buying the estate there and will never ever buy. and yes, thank god that the stairs from IT concourse to itas is 1/10 of that. thank god that the stairs leading to my room aint that long either. and thank god, for the inventions of lifts, escalators and travelators.

i dont think i'll ever complain when i climb any other flight of stairs, after that legendary one.

maine and suat :)

awesome friendship! our big family 1/1; 2/1 :D

yes, yes. that's like a freaking zoom into my fat left leg.

at the legendary stairs. (p.s. see the orangey thing? thats the clearing. and there's one more flight of stairs above where we're standing.)

pretty collage :)
i cant wait for fish slice tomorrow. i'm gonna order 3 bowls. :D

2009-03-15T18:36:00.002+08:00

Extreme case of mood being stomped on

Its so weird to see my parents pushing each other and forcing the other one to come forward and reprimand me for reaching home at 6 plus this morning. In the end my mum got the dirty job. Her fav phrase, yes deduct my allowance. but this time. more creative. each hour late after 12am, deduct 50 dollars. yes..... my reaction was SIAO. and i was really in a friggin bad mood for the so not going well orientation thing. and imposing a dumb curfew of 12am was seriously asking to be fried by me. just when i thought everything was fine when my mum just asked where i went when i woke up. 2 hours later, she decided to impose dumb things on me. damn it.

feeling really bad now. i have kinda nice and soft spoken parents (compared to me) hmmm. now after calming down, if my daughter (if i have that is) comes home at 6 plus in the morning. i'll probably chain her up, lock her in her room, and create a hole big enough to stuff a bowl of rice in.

the whole of my coming week shall be spent at home watching channel 55, 255, animal planet and national geographic. plus stuffing my face with food. and be junior's gurdian angel when there's thunder storm. and a watch dog for my house since junior's a gay plus sissy. awww. he's so adorably beatable!

what a down sunday. shall go do some treatment, mask and meditation to calm my firing head down. :(

2009-03-12T23:53:00.002+08:00

A day well spent not doing much

Met up with 2 old long time friends that both so happen to live in caves. Tkgians should know who these 2 are. Most famous for pang seh, not answering calls, one day only can reply one message to one person and many many more evil deeds that enabled themselves to climb up the ladder, attaining the title of living in caves.

My 2 beloved besties, lee chee shian eilania and yao lihan.

It was a day filled with so much laughter. That we were laughing in "coming soon". thanks to yaolihan. she's DARN funny. she kept thinking that the show started. when its still advertisement! then when the advertisement end, she'll turn to me and say in a NORMAL volume, "aye, i thought the show started." - basically everyone in the radius of 5m can hear that. and that happened twice.

Let's discuss about coming soon. its a KNNNBCCB movie. seriously. my shawl was over my head throughout the movie. with lihan telling me whats happening on my right. and eilania breathing VERY HEAVILY on my left. eilania was basically covering all over too. lihan's the only one watching! its SCARY. please do not watch that show. serious. :( if you want to scream, do watch. two words of advice, mineral water!

We bought some food in. considering we're watching horror. jumbo hotdog, sprite, cuttlefish, M&Ms, corn cup, the french fries look alike thing... erm. thats it. and lihan scared me quite abit in the midst of the show when i tried to peep out of the shawl. turned to my left. and got a shock. >.< i think its her hair. so.... i think my hair looks scary too. like what S said.

Went soup spoon after. We were all suffering from some tummy aches. So half the time was trying to figure out which food was the culprit. And also trying to psycho each other to stay over at each other's house. kinda confusing. dont think i'm typing any sense now. i'mma off!

Enjoyed the day, with good old friends.

2009-03-11T14:56:00.005+08:00

What a scary 15 minutes

My heart stopped for the past 15 minutes. With me trying to enter the damn network of temasek poly. somebody got to do something about it man. with my hands shaking and lack of blood flow, and heart already suffering from some sort of malfunction; i had to repeatedly punch in my admin number and password for a zillion times. and each time the page starts to load. panic strikes. and then something appears "SERVICE UNAVAILABLE"

well, seeing that. led to a series of vulgarities splurted out with my two middle fingers sticking right out there. and then the cycle continues. i punch in my admin no. and password in a rush and click login. and then the two demonic words appear and a chain of vulgarities glide out of my lips and two fingers point right up.

and to my relieve and a teeny hint of disappointment, results will only be out either this evening or tomrrow. then after a good 3 seconds of gathering back my soul, i started cursing myself for not applying for sms service. darn it. wasted my adrenaline. need to exercise to get rid of them. @#$%^&**&^%$# exercise - the evil word.

so, i shall go and accompany my mum watch some taiwan ladies' programme. and off to meet jess. and maybe S later, for drinking and stress relieve session.

till my doom day. and zeeda, hope you contacted the priests for me already! :)

2009-03-10T02:57:00.004+08:00

Yet again

Now again at this kind of unearthly hour. i am awake. accidentally slept too early again. :( there's something wrong. cant seem to sleep for long. i'm like taking 4 hours nap. then wake up, move around for another 4 hours. and sleep again for 4 hours. am i crazy or what. lucky for the existence of my beloved nocturnal friends. or.. i'll probably be killed by ghosts and vamps now.

Woke up execptionally early today or should i say yesterday? like 9am. my sleep cycle's weird! like i've said. one good point for this weird cycle, is that i get to eat breakfast. basically all 3 meals. plus some additional meals in between. went out with my mama. came home. had a drama series marathon. i watched so hard. till i were seeing double images. and for a moment i thought i gained short sighted-ness. hardworking! :)

Oh, did i mention that i got chao tar on sunday morning? Went for some water carnival. lasted from 7am till 1pm. was in the damn swimming pool for whole 6 hours. my skin died! i came home, scratching furiously like a monkey. my skin got so dry! and now, i know how junior felt. so the day was also spent watching dramas + scratching + slapping massive amount of lotion onto my body. i've used up half a bottle of the lotion my mum gave me. and got scolded for that. complaining how expensive that lotion is.. and how i used so much. and i should use the cheap one the next day. not like i'm going to bother. cuz it's my limps man! i'll probably scratch them off if i'm going to use cheap lotion. right or not.

Then.. in the early evening, something hit my mind. something BIG. cuz, i decided to do home exercises. you should freaking see the look on junior's face. oh my god. i just wanted to slap junior. he looked so shock. I AM SERIOUS. like got this shock and curious look on his face. and one ear was up, the other was down. bitch dog.

15 normal jump squats
15 jump squats with 2kg weights per wrist
Planked for 2 minutes
100 jumping jacks
100 ski jumps

i repeated this twice with 1 minute breaks inbetween the exercises. and i mother @#$%^&*( died. i felt so giddy. and i thought i was fainting and dying after i completed the second set. am i weak or loserish? both la ar. :( while feeling like i'm going to another world. lying on my floor resting, received a message from S. asking me to join gym with personal trainer. i was like DANG. what the...... if S messaged just slightly earlier before i did all these nonsense. i hell will join man! see, its fated. i dont understand how guys or those fit girls, can take all these shit. its so... TIRING. its a mental, physical and emotional strain for me! i should just stick to dance. its a total relax plus weight shedding scheme. so to people out there who are as "strong" as me. join some dance classes! oh, and i think clubbing helps too. seen live cases of people slimming down after hardcore clubbing for 2 months.

and, i'm becoming a good multi-tasker! texting eilania and chatting online and blogging! or am i self deceiving? well. i'll choose to believe the former. :)

2009-03-09T04:25:00.006+08:00

i love duck

I've learnt that, if you're not an early sleeper. Please do not try to sleep early. You'll end up waking up in the wee hours, breaking out in cold sweat due to a bad dream. its 4.27am. wonder who are the poor souls out there with the same plight as me.

oh, and i made up my own horror movie in my dream just now. i dont really want to recall it. but yes, i died.

my life is spent idling now - just the way i like it.

2009-03-04T23:56:00.004+08:00

Some people's capabilty.

Met up with stella in the afternoon and eilana later in the evening.
Went to mind's cafe yesterday with the babes.
All 3 meet ups and activities were hell load of fun. laughed alot. and plenty of jokes made.
but, i'm in such a terrible mood to blog cuz somebody got to piss the SHIT out of me. oh my god. i'mma about to rip some skin and send some balls rolling.

i've decided to sleep early. and not be angered; to allow the already very little brain cells that are still around to have their fair chance of survival.

and, of course,

HAPPY 20th VERA LOVE!
Love you plenty!! see you later! :D

2009-03-03T01:33:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATA! :D

Celebrated mata's birthday today over at tm. slept at 5am. no, i slept at 6.15am. was on my bed since 5am. serious case of insomnia? i think so. woke up at 9.45am. ooooooooo. mother.... my eyes, were barely a 1.5pt line. i'm basically a huge stone sitting with my babes at the table in recent outings. and gobbling food like a prisoner gone hungry for 7 days. over order as usual. and this brings me to stella and my new resolution. we're only going to spend 70 dollars a week.

we will NOT buy extra food.
we will NOT go to restuarants.
we will NOT take anymore cabs.
we will NOT buy unneccessary things.
we will NOT not know where our money went.

we will keep an eye on each other.
and, anybody is welcome to join this clan. i've been spending like a tap gone loose. and getting into some money trouble with my beloved mum. cant seem to persuade her to supp a card for me. so, measures should be taken and actions should be done. and yeah. i've set myself some ground rules. which, i bet all of my friends plus myself highly doubt i will follow it. its some impossible rules to stand by.

a funny day trying to hail a cab with stella. we were practically running up and down the stretch of road along side the busstop. how we got scared by this aunty sitting in the cab that has the green light flicked on. and how stella ran after this yellow cab which in the end did not stop for us. and how we mistook bus 9 for bus 5 and running frantically to the busstop. and later run back to where we originally were standing to catch 2 cabs which zoomed past us. and lastly, got into a cab. and was so god damn tired. ok, maybe for me. i was in my own plontok land. dont ask me whats plontok. i just made that up 4 seconds ago.

not forgetting our fun and exciting experience in the arcade! and jessica pang, stop feeling bad ok. its just a small bruise. at some inconspicuous place. and it doesnt hurt; i think. HAHAHA!

i'm like a ghostly stone. OH MY HOLY SHT.
compare my face, neck and hands colour with my legs.
please tell me its something to do with the lightings.
i'm an alien hybrid.

and, i cant find mata's solo pic in my phone. >.<

2009-03-01T15:37:00.006+08:00

28th Februray

Spent the last day of februray with stella, melvin and stephen. :) sheesha-ed instead of lancing lancing as we've intended. humidity and rain made us all lazy and tired. with me suffering from headaches and the others hunger pangs. everyone seemed to be abusing drugs there. at least it seems to me.

had supper at 12. cabbed back and got a little high. so poor melvin cabbed back alone and stephen and i slacked at stella's poolside. which was a wrong choice cuz i felt something was amiss. none of my family members contacted me the whole night. messaged my brother's girlfriend and she didnt reply. hmmmm... so, had to leave at 2 plus. and felt bad for stephen. true enough, when i was opening my house gate, my mama called. OOOOO. i was just a step behind her. my mother havoc man. reached home at 2 plus to 3am. slightly earlier than me. wonder where she went. didnt dare to ask... i'll probably be digging my own grave. just lucky she didnt interrogate me this morning. heh.

so... i shall be a good girl. and be home before 12, from today onwards till tuesday. cuz..... i wanna mambo on wednesday yo!!! =D

doesnt this picture resemble something? LOL

ernieeee!!!

stephen and his brillant idea!
again, stephen's fantastic mind!

and i found out a better beer last night besides this! all hail stephen!

2009-02-27T14:20:00.005+08:00

Post exam day 1

Caught my bloody valentine and marley & me yesterday!! it was a whole load of emotions expressed by stella, jess, zeeda and me! its a pity priya and mata cant join. =(

we were screaming and busy covering our eyes in MBV. but crying our eyes out in m&m. i've came to a conclusion yesterday, i think i should just belong to the dog world. i seldom or shall i say never cry in sad human shows. but i always cry in sad dog shows.

melvin and stephen were laughing in MBV. -.-

and stella's here. continue soon!

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alright! stella santika siswanda came over today. messaged at 11am to ask for lepak at my place. and i was still in my dreamland..... oh speaking of that, i'm having weird dreams! HAHAH! i swear the person i dreamt of is kenneth. but the face is not his! isnt it weird??! he went for plastic surgery? and the face i saw in my dream, i've never seen it in my entire life. oh wells. that aside.

we had some fun today. please go to stella's blog. she has all details up. that crazy girl. everytime go out with her. is LAUGH. TILL. DIE. PLEASE. and i bought new cloth again! need to do something to my bank. its empty. :( need to bank some money in. cant believe i'm too lazy to even bank in money to my account. but its good la. i'll only spend the amount i bring out. but then again, i'll bring out 100. which makes it worse. >.<>

wells, plans to st james tomorrow is cancelled! will be having other plans that are not energy consuming. and. of course, i should mention that i went for ballet again today! i went for 3 weeks straight! if i go again next friday, i'll break a record! of going for 4 weeks straight! have never done that. but, i shall! since i'mma changed girl!

2009-02-25T15:24:00.003+08:00

STRANDED

A lazy afternoon, having suffered from headaches and tummy aches. Casually blog hopped. and did it dawn upon me, that people had already moved on. and hell was i the only one left stranded in the past. i got to get my ass out of there quick. like right this moment. decisions have to be made. talked to eilania that night. guess she's really right. and, i'm really happy for her though. and for pning, vera, gracie, von and of course maine tan! :) did i miss out anybody? is han attached? and nic? i got to do many catching up man! my holidays are coming up ladies!! i'm missing all my best girls.

to the remaining babes and remaining pc, we shall be each other's dates! :)
this is an ultimate random post.

2009-02-24T15:06:00.005+08:00

DEATH SENTENCE

I just dug myself a grave at 9.30am this morning. Its amazing at how fast i did the paper! By 10am, i was already at section B. Left 4 pages blank in front though, for section A. >.<

and i studied relatively hard for this paper. compared to previous semesters. many of us were cursing and swearing. at least i did. there were some keywords, that i've never even seen before. my first time seeing it, was in the mbio sem paper. half the questions were foreign to me. ahhh. god's not very good to me. where's lady luck yo? she's always with me.... :( but not today.

jess and i studied hard the day before! took a slight break to take some shots to DE-STRESS. just before starting on the horrendous genetics and cancer. and i still cant take the fact that ras and abl wasnt tested.

this is good!!! keeps us awake plus relieves headache!

intended an ugly shot. but turned out otherwise.
good photographer! i wonder who...

blinded totally. when i accidentally opened my eyes.

oooooooooo.

and again, i emphasize how good AXE OIL is!

and, we both screamed 'HELP'!

2009-02-18T11:48:00.002+08:00

I HATE THINGS THAT ARE INSPIRED!!!!

its 11.49am
and i'm about to throw into a fits.
i was online shopping, and....
saw THE EXACT SAME TOP I BOUGHT FROM TOPSHOP.
selling at this online shop at more than HALF THE PRICE OF TOPSHOP'S.
OH MY GOD. I JUST DIED. I'M NEVER GONNA WEAR THAT TOP AGAIN!!!
I'M SOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED OFF!! online shops are sooooo irritating!
going around searching for inspired and selling at sooooooooooo low prices!
now the whole world has my top. and, they got it so much cheaper.
and they even open back orders for that damn top. OH MY HOLY SHIT.
i died. i died. :(

ok. we made a pact to be happy. so i shall!
gotta go prepare and meet the babes!

ARGHHHHH!! :(

2009-02-17T02:20:00.002+08:00

KARMA?

Finally finished amic report.
Was trying to italicize the bacteria names, in the midst cursing and swearing at myself for typing so many s.aureus, bacillus cerus and salmonella. I think i might just miss one or two. which is standing upright not bent to the right. i donttt careee alreadyyy! my eyes are dropping out of their sockets man! and my fingers are rotting from JAMMING at the letter "i" and shift keys. i never knew i used the letter "i" so often and wow, the number of times my finger went to the shift key, with my eyes and brains expecting the letter that i punch in to be caps. but, NO. its not caps. i pressed the shift key repeatedly again and again and again and again, the letter is still not in caps. YES... there happens to be TWO shift keys on the keyboard. but, when you're so used to the one right under , the other one seems so out of the way. i cant believe i'm whining about this. but seriously, try it. having a faulty letter "i" and shift key while you're rushing your report. you might just leave your fingers on the keypad and slam down the damn laptop screen, "kiap-ing" your fingers inbetween.

lets move on to something more interesting in school today.

INSTANT KARMA.

do believe in that. cuz KARMA EXISTS! librarians are woooo wooo wooo bitches from the wild wild west yo. stella, jess and i were in the toilet. trying to give our faces a new look. arranging our fringes. from having curtains opening from the side, we changed to curtains opening from the centre; centre parting. we were well, admiring our new look and we heard the door opened behind us. WOOO WEEE, were our movements FAST AND SWIFT! all three of us SWUNG our heads to the right with a smooth circular motion! with our hands frantically trying to arrange the fringes back. and we burst out just one laugh. like a "HA!" more like we only managed to let out one "HA!" cuz in came the mightly O LIBRARIAN! and she bellowed," you girls are TOO LOUD!" and damn it did i miss a real good show. i was the first to scramble out of the toilet breaking into fits of laughter. wrong move. BECAUSE......

THE LIBRARIAN TRIPPED AND MISSED HER FOOTING AT THE SQUAT CUBICLE.
damn it. stella and jess had a good show yo. but its ok. i didnt laugh AS MUCH. KARMA wont come back to me. AYE! STELLA! you always go to the squat cubicle!!!!!! dont laugh. dont.. better say something nice at the end of your entry. =D

and we sat for the abchem term test today. what a gan chiong 1 hour and 20 mins. we did have a good laugh after that. at our practical quiz results. we purposely sat at the second row, to escape sitting alternate seats. so that we could say exchange answers.. well, 5 brains are better than 1 right. end up, our results. was the WORSE of ALL TESTS AND QUIZZES we sat for in poly. maybe even our entire lives. i think its our entire lives, right babes? shocked + stunned to the max. but oh wells, we go through THICK and THIN together. why do we always do the WORSE in open book test?

i think its mr kok. i cant seem to do well in any of the subjects he teach. first pct, now abchem. but... mr kok's such a nice guy. though he gave me SUPER low marks for practical quiz. but.. seeing him eating alone in itas. WAHHHHH.. is like.. calling for us to ask him to join us for lunch and dinner and our many teabreaks!

alright. i shall proceed to dream land. good night world!

2009-02-15T11:36:00.002+08:00

Valentine's

My first V day spent with friends! next year, V day will be on first day of chinese new year! (according to jess' friend) so, familes and relatives will be who we're gonna spend Vday with. dont have to choose venue, things to do, and time to meet. its ang bao day! HAHA!

V day was good! with a couple of hiccups here and there though. and not a single picture taken! :(
hope santika and jess enjoyed! felt so bad for mars and stella. getting into trouble with parents and sister. hope they are alright!

junior's alive and kicking now! bought back his usual food. bought him a couple of new toys too to cheer him up! he's been very sad the past few weeks. oh. and i bought plenty of "cuttlefish" treats for him!! since i like cuttlefish, my dog should like it too. HAHA!

and, i have to complain that. ever since my brother brought my parents to eat frog porridge 2 weeks ago. EVERYTIME he books out. on both saturdays and sundays. our breakfast MUST be that! oh my holy cow..... seriously. i'll be jumping around soon, like a frog yo. special priviledges when you're off to the army. very special. thats why i told my brother, to bring my parents to eat some abalone, sharks fin or some rare nice food. we'll eat that for every of the subsequent weekends again! HAHAHA!

Have to do some re-research for abchem and start on amic report. =(

to the crew yesterday, till after exams yo! but we'll just enter arena after 2 la. HAHA!

-After a storm, there'll always be a rainbow :)

2009-02-02T05:16:00.005+08:00

WHAT A BAD NIGHT!

Its 5.25AM.
and i cannot sleep. not because i'm not tired or i'm having insomnia or rushing reports.
but I'M STARING AT 2 FUCKING DISGUSTING LIZARDS IN MY ROOM!
i have no idea how i will dare to sleep now. this is damn fucked up. second time. second time because of stupid lizards. they are depriving me of my beauty sleep. i swear i'll invent some toxin that will kill every fucking lizard on earth and even mars or pluto if there're lizards there. I have no idea why this idiotic reptile is created. and there's one now. right above the head of my bed. i tell you.... if its cockroach........ mother.. i wont go home forever...

i'mma going to call the pest control to my house later. i'm going to go crazy soon. doing the dumb mbio report. got to redo a part of it cuz we did it wrongly and faiz went to sleep without telling me.. and i dumbly waited and waited till now actually, or else i wouldnt see those 4 legged fuckers with detachable tails.

there's abchem interview later. and pub speak tomorrow. and i'm falling sick.
life's so bitchy to me!!! =(

to the dumb lizards: why me!!!!!!!! =(

2009-01-31T23:58:00.003+08:00

The case of our viability

I think the TP science school wants to see us dead. We're probably a bunch of very important students, that might be able make important changes to the world in future. So the teachers are trying to kill us now. A form of assassination. The amount of work. seriously. can suffocate all of us. i spent my whole saturday, in the school library doing the dumb mbio report which apparently is killing everyone that is taking that subject. the people in my msn list that takes mbio, their pm "kill me please" or "died" or "projects are lame" or "omg, somebody please help me" or "fuck it man"

was in a conver with stella. trying to exchange info that we collected on PCR. and some info that we misread from blackboard. i cant count how many knns, cbs, nabeis and fucks she typed. lol! endless. and she's currently under depression when a sad and sudden truth dawned upon her on top of her stress-ness. life goes on stellabella! Cp is cursed la. seriously. especially Cp captains. dont be SAD! =)

back to the rants about school, i dont understand why they need to squeeze EVERYTHING into the 2 weeks. tests, quizzes, reports, presentations, interviews and meetings and more reports and more meetings and more tests and semestrals. The whole botox speech for public speaking is making my head split into 10. i might just end up going for botox to reduce the wrinkles i've formed for the past 2 weeks and counting.

and not forgetting my music test.
I HATE MUSIC.
i can still remember, my IDIOTIC DUMB MORONIC decision on the train that night. to choose music as my CDS. "how difficult can music get?" was what i said. and i pulled 3 other friends down with me. HAHA! and yes, our collective decision to vote for music. asswipe.

i'm so not looking forward to next week all the way to sems. if only i have "click"s remote control. then fast forward to after exams. HAHA! YAY! then can go sentosa! =D
the only thing i can look forward now, is valentine's day. HAHAHA! yayyy! though valentine's day marks the beginning of the @#@$% study week.

the power of science! her hair sticks to the chair!! hahaha!

teacher.well-dressed toilet cleaner.reporter

bitcho making himself very comfortable on my retreat

-died-

2009-01-27T22:28:00.002+08:00

CHINESE NEW YEAR

New year's good. except for feeling like an ablone now. With an abalone overdose.
My dad increased my ang pao money by alittle. 4/5 of the money i collected, made up of what my dad gave. so in short, i really love my dad. (p.s. only during CNY.)

CNY eve, my dad had this crazy idea to go VIVO at 9PM.
He thinks that during CNY, ALL SHOPS EVERYWHERE open 24 HOURS.
Spent walking one round of vivo facing CLOSED shop doors, in the cold.

Then, we went to chinatown. Obviously it was BUZZED with people and activity.
We squeezed and pushed and PERSPIRED. My so clever dad told my mum,
"wah.. die la. i need to see a doctor."
and his reason was..
"i'm perspiring. i think its abnormal!"
"SIAO." and my mum walked away. HAHAHA!
and it became a joke after that. my mum kept creating senarios for my dad to tell the doctor.

scenario 1
Doc: what's your illness?
Dad: i perspired while i was running 2.4km.

scenario 2
Doc: what's your illness?
Dad: i perspired in a crowded place. am i dying?

blah blah blah...

Had a cousin gathering day on CNY day 1.
plus a meet the dogs session.
brought junior to my grandma's place
my cousin brought his baby.
baby is itomi's brother. =(
my mother got so emo after seeing baby. LOL!
we all really miss itomi the princess bitch.
anyway, junior's such a bully.
He's kinda big compared to baby. so he kept bouncing on that poor dog.
BUT, baby's shriek. is so sharp. that i got so irritated. i just felt like snipping his balls off.

played cluedo. gathered 5 of the cousins with fiona.
and the 6 of us got so fed-up playing cluedo. and ended up anyhow guessing who died etc.

and later, was mahjong over at my place. played till 4am.
and they all went home. We used to have our parents drive us around.
now, they all have their own cars. and my brother have his own car.
they are all grown ups now. and i've not gotten my driving license. I shouldnt get it. till i'm certain my dad's gonna buy me a car too! lol.

Just came back from a movie session with my parents.
and i just found out, how dumb i can get. they told me to book tickets online.
my dad wanted to watch at the goldclass theatre. but, goldclass got so limited timeslots and movies. they had the wedding game. well, i thought the wedding game and love matters were the same show. K. i didnt know the titles of the show ok. i only know who acts in it. and i thought its the same show. >.< OKOK. so i didnt check. and i booked it. and then later at the ticketing booth. i saw the wedding game's poster. and next to it. the poster of love matters. ALRIGHT. well done! my mum wanted to watch love matters. @#$%^&*^%$# and so.. we wasted 90 minutes of our lives in the theatres stuffing our faces with popcorn and seeing how christopher lee and fann wong publicise their own wedding. mother eff waste of money and time.

went old airport road to eat. but i had important nature calls to answer to. it was really urgent. and my mother had to take 5 minutes, to find a freaking 10 cent coin. now i know the importance of a 10 cent coin. i followed the direction of the arrows to where the toilet is. When i reached there, there's only the male's toilet. i looked up. there's another arrow pointing "up" for the ladies.&^%$#$%^&*^%$# I had to climb 2 flights of stairs with 32 steps in total, to go to a freaking toilet with my urine at its brink. any movement and it'll flow out. i died. i died. like climbing the steps is not enough, when i reached the entrance, i saw the cleaner packing up. He said the toilet's closed. @#$%^&*(&^%$# i looked at him with the eyes of a poor small little girl with only 10 cents in possession and can pee in her pants ANYTIME. he finally allowed and said i can only urinate and not shit. yay... i saw the light! and ran in! =)

2009-01-22T22:53:00.004+08:00

SAD + DEATH

It seems like 2009 didnt start off really well.

My aunty just got diagnosed with uterus cancer.

She removed the whole uterus.

But the cancer cells already spread to her bladder. =(

It's so sad that bad things happen to good people.

Her husband died of colon cancer.

And her daughter, my cousin, had leukaemia.

How scary is this?

Guess this year's CNY wont be that happy after all.

Its so sad to end 2008 with christmas and new year not being very happening.

And now chinese new year. ohhhhhh damn.

While channel surfing yesterday.

Came across HBO, showing the murder of princess diana.

I watched a little and realise that,

they were suspecting that she wasnt killed in the car crash.

It was a plot of the royals.

I did a research and it's on wiki. interesting.

Why do good people have bad endings?

karma? for what?

i think i'll die soon too. HAHA!!

The past week had been mentally drained for me

Screwed MCT lab test real badly.

I cant believe the steps i ALWAYS fight to do and play with.

I forgot to do during the test.

I spray ethanol for the fun of it.

THat damn spray never leave my hands throughout the lab classes.

And that was what i forgot. =(

WHO the hell will not swab the laminar flow hood before the start of the experiment?

WHO doesnt spray gloved hands with ethanol before starting the experiment?

Only the shit head ME.

wahhh.. i screw up the easiest things in life.

I should just turn into a female jack russell.

And become senior.

Since there's already one junior.

Junior's really leading a damn good life.

It's good to be a dog sometimes. HAHAHAHA!

The words of a freaking loser.

Dont worry. i'll change my mind when i wake up tomorrow morning.

OK. i'm off to memorise my speech and study for MBIO.

GOOD nights my friends.

oh, btw. I'm cutting ties with chicken!

if you babes can, please do cut ties with chicken too!

It's really really really VERY bad for ladies.

CARCINOGENIC!!

2009-01-18T16:42:00.002+08:00

HOROSCOPE SCARE

OH MY GOD.

HOROSCOPE IS SO TRUE!

i bought a horoscope book, which tells me what will happen each day.

AND IT ALL CAME TRUE!

am a little freaked out.

swear its not coincidence!! happened since 1st jan!! ahhhhhhh!!!

it says that i'm going to create an exercise plan today,18th jan 2009.

when i read it last night. i was thinking what a bullshiter.

AND. NOW, I'M CREATING AN EXERCISE PLAN OUT OF A SUDDEN.

HAHAHAHAHA! and it says i'll have some health problems.

i'll probably get heart attack or asthma attack while running.

be prepared dear friends. HAHA!!

2009-01-17T00:43:00.003+08:00

MISERABLE...

I'm SOO HUNGRY!!

i've never been this hungry in my life!!

i need to have a fridge in my room.

and cupnoodles. and hot water.

wahhh...... cupnoodles never seem that heavenly.

i should start thinking of my menu for breakfast

2 scramble eggs, cream of chicken, fried rice with sambal, hot dogs, SWEET CORN!

wahhhh.... i'm like the little match stick girl. is it called little match stick girl? or little match girl?

now stella's giving me suggestions on how to go to my kitchen without being scared.

on the lights, on music loud loud, ask junior pei me, and ask me to sing. >.<

wahh. i tell you. on the lights; what if the light suddenly off?

on music.. suddenly weird sounds?

junior suddenly howl?

what if my singing too nice? attact stuffs?! and i'm scaring myself now. @!$@#%#$^&

anyway, can laptop keys be taken out and then placed back?

i seriously need to remove letter F and number 8. LOL!

and i need sweet n spicy drumlets.

shall order it for LUNCHHH! =D

2009-01-12T01:23:00.002+08:00

Good rest at home sweet home

Yesterday was a slack off day!

i basically slept through the entire saturday.

Was suppose to be a lovely slacking sunday.

till big butt messaged, calling for help.

and so, she came over to my place.

BUT my parents brought friends over.

so.....

we decided to seek refudge out of the house,

to a quiet place..

known to all as the changi airport.

We reached there, walked around.

i bought myself an ORGANISER!

(i'll be so organised from NOW ON!)

the organisers were all shelved at the bottom

i squatted there, trying to choose a decent looking one.

till my poor fat legs.....

got spasm. and i could have hatched 6 eggs.

very excited over the new "in" thing for me

wrote all over it, tried to think of ways to decorate it

which sent stella's eyes rolling like a second hand gone mad.

just because she cannot differentiate between dark blue and black.

she must roll her eyes at me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

ate at lerk thai.

ordered more than we could finish (as usual)

satisfied our tom yam cravings.

we were soooooo bloated.

so we decided to take a walk.

to not get EVEN fatter.

when we were about to depart back to hometown.

she received a call to buy bread home.

oh.... thats when our adventure begin.

played hide and seek at T3 basement 2.

HAHA! well, dont ask why. its stella you're talking about here. LOL!

finally walked to crystal jade bread shop 10 mins later

took the tray and the tongs.

but, there are no hotdog buns!

so after quite a "short" discussion

we decided to go to T2's crystal jade bread shop.

that stella. think that both shops are the same

she can bring the tray and the tongs together. >.<

we walked there at HIGH SPEED. cuz it was already 9.30pm

half ran. and when we reached that level.

that girl got to say,"aye, what if close down already?"

AND. true enough. the shop closed down.

HAHAHAHAHA!

suay or suay?

jogged to polar.

when we're about to reach

there's this lady, walking in the direction of polar. at our 3 o'clock

stella, got damn defensive. LOL!

she scared her cakes kena snatched.

SHE RAN infront of the lady.

slipped in and STOOD right infront of her at the counter.

and the lady's facial expression was priceless.

she looked very puzzled. what's this crazy girl doing. HAHAHA!

right opposite polar. is the gates of heaven!

the TAXI STAND!!!!

we walked into the queue.

i couldnt remember if the extra charge from airport's $3 or $5

so stella went to ask this old man who was doing the ushering

WRONG MOVE.

old man "er... i also not sure. i think $5"

stella "wah.. so expensive ar"

old man "ya lo. now very expensive ar from airport. the price all increase!"

me "is it...."

old man "ya.. where you two stay?"

me "bedok and pasir ris"

old man "bedok?! you take mrt, very near! you go tanah merah, then change. then 'ZOOP' you reach bedok already!!"

me "oh... so fast ar. okok."

old man"you all got no lugguage. take mrt better. save money."

me "oh.. ok ok."

all the while. stella was bending her head low, laughing.

me "bye uncle. thank you!" and walked away

old man "ya la. take mrt!"

me "ok bye!" walked further

old man "save money ar. dont take taxi. right? you think i say correct or not?"

and the two of us waved bye and walked off laughing out loud.

and.. we got psycho-ed not to cab. HAHAHAHA!!

what a long rambling entry.

i'mma so tired.

and i cant believe he ignored me!!!! urgh!

2009-01-10T00:36:00.008+08:00

Friday Blues

Its friday again. and yes, there's ballet.

i have a serious problem of carrying my ass to class

but once i'm there, i kind of enjoy it

how do you explain this?

Laziness? lol!

oh, and guess what.

i was comtemplating whether or not to quit ballet..

but. i just joined another dance today. -.-

am i an idiot or what?

so i'm learning ballet + flamenco now.

oh wells. 16 years of ballet.

shouldnt quit right? wasted. ok ok.

i made the right choice! i think. >.<

school's been a bore.

lucky for the babes and itas.

Itas is like our heavenly retreat.

tom yam seafood! ooooo!

i'm gonna have that for lunch on monday again! =D

well, a normal student will go to itas for lunch only.

but, we go to itas basically every other hour.

to eat of course.

how to not put on weight?!

thats why, my choice of not quitting ballet,

and joining another dance, spells PERFECT!

i have like tons of shit to do.

amic report. --> i have no idea what went on since the beginning of semester

public speaking --> havent even settled on a topic. -.-

and do some catching up!

been skipping lectures.. =(

oh, and i miraculously passed my music test. HAHAHAHA!

lady luck's with me! i love her! vice versa! =D

my incredibly creative phone!

and of course, the fabulous skills in photography! >.<

Grace's birthday surprise! =D

happy birthday love! -040809-

Han's birthday at arena!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFF! =D

till 19th feb!!

Flash back - year 2008

Christmas eve over at my place =)
quite obvious. with my aunty hair and clothes HAHA!

Christmas over at dennis' with the babes! =)

New year's eve over at lania's

pepper darling!! =D

The crazy bitches.

and i fell into the trap once again-

2008-12-23T00:38:00.002+08:00

i had such a shit day.

other than getting to meet lihan since 234567865432 years,

everything's like crap. =(

Booked the squash court.

But didnt even get close to walking to the sports complex

Briefly read the book on danielle steel's tribute to her son.

A really sad story. hmmm.

yesterday, i saw this REALLY PRETTY dress.

i will DIE if i dont get it.

well, its not very nice when you just look at it

and its navy blue.

who the hell will get that dress?!

i saw that dress in the evening yesterday.

today, i went back to topshop.

size 8 is SOLD OUT.

i felt like smashing the sales girl's face

cuz i hell wanted to reserve it last night!

well, it aint her fault actually.

i could have just got it yesterday

i wanted to bury my head into my vgg.

and with stella, i can get a 10% off

some communications with nic in town

and lihan did some calculations and speculations for me

we decided to just get the damn dress in marina sq's topshop.

in size 10, at its original price.

nothing to my favour.

other than owning that dress. =(

anyway, to all those that know lihan

she's holding a party at arena

on 7th jan 2009

count down to her birthday.

whoever that knows her is invited. =)

by the way, i watched twilight again tonight.

watching it the 3rd time,

is a torture. LOL!

"too much of anything, is bad"

2008-12-21T11:56:00.004+08:00

Busy!!!!!!!

Fun!!!!!!!!

Exciting!!!

Tiring!!!!!!

After term test, activities filled till the max!

PARTIES, shopping, MOVIES, food, POPCORN, exercising.

that's my summary for this week.

Monday

BKL's sports day!

played badminton.

wanted to play squash.

but we backed out after 3 hours of badminton + laughing

jessica pang and stella santika obviously made plenty of jokes.

those two played badminton with slippers.

the announcement bell rang

and a guy's voice blasted through the speakers,

"attention please, the girls at court 2, please remove your slippers."

2 seconds of silence.

and we BURST INTO LAUGHTER.

like exploded. lol!

if not for the bad cramps. i would have rolled and died of laughing.

and yes, had to cancel on von and nel. =(

suppose to meet them for dinner.

oh, and i had my fringe snipped out too!

Tuesday

planned that day to be a christmas shopping day.

but ended up eating, caught nick & norah, walked around.

zeeda and jess left first.

stella and i had a night filled with jokes till our stomach cramped into a ball.

yo big butt "BED TIME STORIES!" =D

Wednesday

Accompanied my mum to rebond her already flat hair.

Met lania, nic and vera for fish slice!

then to jess' place to chills outs.

she got the massage face thing.

i rolled till my face rot. LOL!

too excited to make my face smaller.

Thursday

went M hotel in the afternoon.

my aunty's ROM.

and my aunty forced me to get to know my step-cousins.

awkward hi and bye with them. hmmm.

met up with lania, vera and nic at night

i took a damn bus. cuz there were no cabs.

and i got lost. i need to have a inbuilt GPS in me.

anyway, we intended to catch a movie.

vera and i queued the damn long queue at cine.

when its our turn next,

the time slot we wanted was selling fast.

so we left the queue and went to eat.

while waiting for the other 2 princesses to reach.

and we went to KTV!

screamed and shouted and screamed and shouted.

Friday

Met stella, jess and mata.

watched "yes man"

the movie was alright.

and i was sandwiched between two loud laughing people. =D

and then,

the night was spent in arena

i cant even remember the last time i clubbed.

i think its the week before term test.

thats like 2 weeks ago.

was kinda high! haha.

felt kinda bad.

didnt really entertain julian and YY.

dennis seemed out of place too. oh wells...

big butt. its just you and me dancing. HAHAHA!

Saturday

Went for my aunty's wedding part 2.

ate lunch.

i was sitting peacefully with my cousins, aunties and my MOTHER.

and my aunty who's getting married must come

and force me to sit with my step-cousins.

AGAIN.

i died. that was my worse meal ever.

had to talk and talk and talk and talk.

when you talk, you dont eat.

and then you just miraculously gets full.

oh. but i hit off well with this girl my age, jer =)

they are all from australia by the way.

so they speak with a slang and perfect english. LOL.

and i dont know how we started talking about twilight

and clubbing.

so Jer and i decided to catch a movie and then party!

but before that, i met up with nicole for dinner at popeyes

and jer went for dinner with her family.

met up with her again at 8pm.

caught twilight. when you watch it the second time,

you seem to catch some words and phrases that you missed out the first time you watched it.

and i was soo embarrassed yesterday till i can just dig a god damn hole. lol!

i tried to book tickets for twilight at cine.

but it was fully booked.

so i thought lido might be a good idea.

guess what.

lido's like an ancient movie theatre.

i've never been there.

i didnt even know where the theatre was.

where the box office was.

it was like the blind leading the blind.

poor jer!

and after we finally got our tickets.

i was desperately scanning for the theatre number on the tickets.

HAHAHAHA!

i'm such a loserish piece of shit!

i couldnt find a damn number. HAHAHAHA!

and jer found it in the end.

its lido classic. -.-

brought her to arena after the movie.

standing at the bar. waiting for our drinks.

and guess what.

standing beside me was nicole su and eilania lee.

nicole and i didnt even realise we were standing next to each other. lol!

what a coincidence.

and we partied together.

and i drank quite a bit.

was like high.

Sunday

am gonna meet stella and zeeda later.

i foresee that i will buy plenty of things!

i'm in the mood to spend!

and eat!

and laugh! =D

will be back home early today.

have been coming home past mid night or 3am every day this week.

going to finish up my hk drama series!

溏心风暴 part 2!

i tell you....... when you watch this show.

you can just smash the tv.

whenever i watch, my mum always scold me.

lol!! she say watch this show will get very angry

but she finished watching the show earlier than me.

am gonna eat a little, and off to meet the 2 babes!

my new fringe. X(

2008-12-16T12:46:00.002+08:00

i've cut out a fringe.

cant pin it up this time round.

all the best andrea lim.

meeting stella, jess and zeeda now.

shopping ar.

bye =(

2008-12-11T22:36:00.002+08:00

5 mins ago, i was just surfing the net for info on influenza.

while jotting down notes,

the damn internet explorer went googa

just because i entered the website of zouk out.

HAHAHAHA!

and now, i cant seem to go back to the damn website that i jotted down only half the notes.

mother.......

its says "internet explorer cannot display the webpage"

whattttt... i was just there 5 mins ago you !#$%^&*^%$

tomorrow's last paper.

hope i dont screw it up like how i did to the previous 3

oh! thanks nel!!! for the messages!! hahaha!

i was in the midst of the exam!

but it's ok.

cuz the teacher damn stone one. =D

i always stone with him!!

stoning partner besides lee neh and zeeda!

and.. i NEED to go out on 13th dec.

club anyone! (that lee chee shian, forget who i am already.... she never reply me!!! hahaha!)

no zouk out please! =D

2008-12-09T20:46:00.009+08:00

LIFE'S BEEN GOOD! =D

BUSY!! just finished performance on the 4th dec!
thanks nel, maine and ting!! :D
even after i tried to make them not come. lol!!
i'm probably the most loser performer.
with only 3 supporters.
HAHAHAHA!

my next performance, in year 2010.
want to come? HAHAHA!

i might consider posting the ugly photos.
haha! melvin said i looked like a goondu.
and gave the vomit face. LOL. bitch.

just finished MBIO at 12nn.
screwed it up big time.
since 12 to now, i've only studied 2 pages of MCT
the problem with setting the time for papers.
when the paper is at 4pm the next day
no one gives a shit about studying it the night before!
right?
well, probably just me.
NOO MOOD AH........

i just stuffed my face with 20 sweet & spicy drumlets again
after the 50 drumlets i ate on sunday.
i'm turning into a chicken.
you know, lee chee shian,
you should be mcdonald's ambassador.
i should be pizza hut's! =D

i just bought 2 havaianas.
and... one's a little retarded!
haha! a little deformed.
stella cant stop laughing at it. :(
i'll find something to laugh at her about
on top of her "pinky" =D

*****

OK.

rate the 2 upcoming photos.

who did a better shot. LOL.

this is taken by andrea lim.

with eilania lee at the background.

this is taken by eilania lee.

with andrea lim at the background.

mine is better RIGHT!

she can still argue...... HAHAHA!

there were only the 2 if us

waiting for nic to finish work

so we went to indulge.

in this huge fondue.

even the waiter had doubts about our order

with the surprised face

and asked,"only 2 of you?"

LOL!

and that lee chee shian,

can order another drink.

like zhuuu.. HAHA!

artistic photo right anot!

chocolate drip on the table,

can drip till soooo nicely! HAHAHA!

trying to be helpful,

"sewing" my tutu

my childhood dancer! :D

the one who really sewed my tutu.

HAHAHA!

*****

2008-11-29T10:29:00.002+08:00

I'm kinda feeling like a piece of shit,
who's just about to get flush down the toilet bowl.

term test is coming.
havent started a wee bit.
performance is next week.
just had to be one week before term test.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

and not finalise my pub speaking speech.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

and my bone at the big toe hurts.

i've spent 200 on ballet nonsense yesterday.
felt good to buy a new pointe shoe and etc.
its been 3 years.
3 years back, i was a lil crazy bitch.
i bought 3 pointe shoes at one go. insanity.

hope there'll be some chilling out after rehearsal later

and till i attain enlightenment
i'll still lead a sad and miserable life.
and i thought i was enlightened.
till you must come and disrupt my peace.

2008-11-23T23:53:00.000+08:00

ITS 23RD NOVEMBER! =D

and, i bought my new phone! =D

am the happiest kid on earth! =D

2008-11-20T20:57:00.005+08:00

HELLO HELLO HELLO! =D

Busy.........

with i dont know what

hahaha!

fun and egg-citing!

i love weekends!

weekends = party time!

Went zouk and arena.

Took the flyer.

Planned jessica's and priya's birthday.

(fie's present is still with me.) LOL.

Oh yes,

and we came to a conclusion that

stella and i, cannot work together

HAHAHA!

both too last min and cannot get things done

sure got something go wrong.

ahhh... shit.

but we still managed to carry out both surprises! =D

GOOD JOB BIG BUTTS!

Remember my previous entry,

on how lania grab junior's dick and ask what's that

i told stella

she LAUGHED.

and 5 mins later

she asked,

"eh, junior male or female ar?"

-.-

Pictures overloaded! =D

runway 1

runway gone wrong?

runway 2!

me. BIGBUTT. PRI NING.

she asked" junior male or female?"

eygptian dance. lol

attempt to imitate kopi-tiam uncle.

attempt was a success! HAHAHA!

i have no idea what she was imitating.

HAHAHAHA!

Stella's sis' birthday celebration!

This was also the day

where both of us kept slipping

in raffles city. HAHAHA!

and well, definitely attracted plenty of stares!

and....

my mum just bought a new massage chair! =D

and the horse thing. HAHA!

i almost fell off the damn thing when i first tried.

i have a whole set of slimming gadgets now!

I WILL MAKE IT!

till the day.......... =D

THE END

2008-11-08T23:03:00.006+08:00

A Happy day for ME!

I LOVE THAI VILLAGE SHARKSFIN RESTAURANT!

Its recession now, but the restaurant was PACKED.

So, i guess its not recession eh.

Left rehearsal slightly earlier, to eat.

i'm such a sick shit!

While eating,

overheard this family's conversation

daughter: daddy, how much was the dinner?

father: hmmmmm.... you wont have allowance for 10 months.

i told my mother about it, and....

mum: i just deduct 2 months of your allowance can already. *smiles sweetly*

me: *WTF?! and just dug into the sharksfin*

My stupid funny father, told a waitress off for nothing!

hahahaha! it was rather funny.

In restaurants, there'll always be a plate of appetizers.

We had "ah-cha" early this evening.

all the vege and pineapples were eaten.

left the red red colour "chap"

the waitress came and took it away from the table

my father immediately stopped her.

and said quite angrily, "we still want it!"

all of us looked at him puzzled.

papa: why you take away. never even ask. i still want it.

me: what you want it for?! its just "chap"

papa: can use to eat with the beancurd later what.

mummy and i: (oh, new way of eating?)

waitress 1: but its just the ah-cha "chap"

waitress 2: nevermind, he like to eat it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

and, all the while, my father didnt even know its ah cha "chap".

he thought it was chilli! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

and of course, i laughed OUT LOUD! heh!

Went to shop around a little before going home.

mum and i went into female boutiques

poor papa just follow and sit down give occasional opinions

finally, saw a male boutique

mum told him to go in

we all went in he saw this berms that he liked

he asked the sales person

"can you get me size 36?"

sales girl: oh. in this shop, we only have till size 34.

my father got sooo fed up.

HAHAHAHA! funny!

he walked out of the shop.

and was very anal about it.

told mum and i: only 2 sizes different what. not alot.

mum: thats alot! wont be able to button know! =D

went british india.

i bought 2 tops.

dumb dumb father cannot find anything to buy

he was very very desperate to get something

ended up buying this damn ugly 200 plus shirt.

i think my father is like a child. HAHAHAHA!

i really hope i didnt inherit those

impulsive, see-must-buy genes from him.

and, i'm torn from whether or not to buy that charles and keith bag

my dad and mum said its ugly.

ahh. which means i will have no sponsors for it

i have another about say 20 hours to decide!

hope i'll get enlightened in my dreams later!

Thats my cute little eunuch junior!

him in action biting his bonnie.
Something funny from eilanie lee chee shian.
This girl.... came over to my house late one night
after we cancelled plans on going to arena.
we sat on my bed
she "studying"
me chatting online and online shopping
junior jumped up onto the bed
and....
she grabbed his dick
and asked,"whats this?!"
i was SHOCKED!
hahahaha!
"HIS DICK?!!!"
eilania,"i thought he was castrated?!"
she was damn funny!!!
she learned something new!
and poor junior got molested

2008-11-04T21:56:00.006+08:00

Ah pek pek encounter

Hooked arms with jess while walking in tm

This 40 plus, half bald man brushed past my shoulder

and whispered to me in mandarin

"wah.. so sweet..."

it was soft and eerie

but nevertheless audible

i walked another 5 steps

letting my puny brain process a little

i turned around

he was about 1.5 metres away

LOOKING AT US

and was SMILING FREAKILY

oooo... my hair stood at their ends.

i turned slowly trying hard not to gag

told jess what happened

and we spent the rest of time in tm,

mimicking the ah pek pek,

each try,

successfully caused our hairs to stand in attention.

what a gross old half-bald man.

2008-11-03T18:50:00.004+08:00

IMPORTANT!

i'll be changing my blog link to:

mytinyeyes.blogspot.com

with effect from........ say, 10th nov 08 :)

2008-11-02T20:59:00.005+08:00

I bought my low-technology MP3!!
Cheap cheap! drop also wont spoil!
wanted to buy the new ipod nano.
but considering the state of my old ipod.. hmmm
and my mum refused to get another MP4 for me
but i'm happy with the low tech one!
oh. and of course i didnt pay myself!
heh heh!! =D

my air ticket to US is confirmed!
happy cause i'm going to US.
but not happy cause i'm not spending christmas here.
it'll be a cold christmas again!

wonder how's my miu miu bag. basket....
kinda pissed off with my mum's friend.
she claimed that she cant find miu miu coffer.
wtf?! how is it possible.
not like my mum wont pay her back. arghhh.

gonna find out what the hell is SDS-PAGE now.
good bye world! =)

2008-11-01T21:32:00.007+08:00

Rehearsal was not as bad as expected!

now, i know how to make things turn out well.

Just keep thinking how bad it'll be. =D

and it'll just turn out otherwise!

didnt buy my low technology mp3 today again..

not your fault stellabella.

i got to go hunt for a dress for the performance

so i went to town

in the most disgusting outfit ever.

tank top and a stupid looking track pants. HAHAHA!

i look like a goondu.

my ballet friends and i were so god damn hungry

ate at ramen 10.

THEY ordered a bunch

I DIDNT!

i only ordered ramen and another side order!

i learnt my lesson!

stood in the queue for a cab.

and this 3 china man

tried to cut our queue.

they just went in front of us to the mercedes cab

but the cab driver didnt want to take them

and he was complaining about them to us

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

what losers.

am REALLY gonna get my low technology mp3 tomorrow.

cant wait!!

my mum refused to pay for my new mp3.

she claims that i spoil things too easily

must use my own money then i'll feel the pinch

why people get so shocked to hear that i spoil an ipod?

is it very difficult to spoil one?

hmmmm..

anyways, some pictures from the past.

Accompanied eilania to study on thurs,

before her first paper

i had kinda a very itchy mouth

so went to buy some junk.

took a basket and take take take

so little things!

but ended up paying 25 bucks for all these. lol!

the cute little pepper!

we're both very focused!
she's studying for history
i'm doing introduction for amic =D

Celebrated deepavali!
played games, camwhore
and had a little "fashion" show by jessica
this is the only picture i have
i accidentally deleted the rest. LOL!
thats stellabella!

These are really old pictures.
the KTV day.
which is also the day that eilania and i hate the most
not because anything that happened to us physically
but oh wells, difficult to explain.

Eilania went with us too.
but, that girl didnt pass me ANY of her pictures.
i asked her for it and said i want to post it up.
she said," just type there eilania's very anal and dont want to give you her pictures"
ya, she's very anal. always asking pepper to go away. HAHAHA!

the always missing girl; yao lihan!

i think this is a very artistic picture!
HAHAHAHA!
taken by me OF COURSE.

my secondary school + jc best buddy!!
when you see her, you'll see me.
and when you see me, you'll see her!

<3>

Eilania's mum's birthday celebration at velvet.

the three very pretty sisters!

lee chee shiannnnnnnn!

ma bestfwennn. with the disgusting face.

which i LIKE. HAHAHA!

<3>

this is the horrible day

which i suffer a serious case of SHIT SMEARED FACE.

THE END

2008-10-31T08:52:00.004+08:00

And to add on to my miserable post,

i woke up to see that my ballet friend messaged to bring a costume.

though that costume is the smallest amongst all.

but i'm still very anal about it.

i got to carry that costume around from 9 to 5!

and after that carry it to buy my new MP3 or MP4 or ipod whatever.

and later go for class.

and i'm wearing my loafers now,

and i forgot to wear socks.

and my dumb face is exceptionally swollen today!

i'm such a grumbling old woman.

eilania just said that i'm not.

and i proved her wrong. HAHA!

its 9.00am.

i'm f-ing late for lab.

good bye.

************************************************

i'm back home! =)

ballet was good, surprisingly!

no scoldings!

no extra exercises!

no sacarastic remarks!

all smiles! =D

i ended up having all the time to eat today!

cause, i happen to skip all my lectures.

other than MBIO,

which i have no freaking idea what went on.

its halloween.

and i'm at HOME.

i should be somewhere having a party.

this year, lania got As.

i'm SO looking forward to halloween next year!

Today went relatively well.

SOO much better than what i predicted earlier today.

HAHAHA!

other than hearing mr ex-boyfriend having another girl now,

its a rather good 31.10.08

and, i really NEED to cut off ties with mr ex-boyfriend.

i've already forgotten his existence.

so, please refrain from saying anything about him.

its JINXED.

well, I'M JINXED.

ah. whatever.

have full dress rehearsal tomorrow.

and after that to buy my MP3!

i'm gonna bring my notes to study.

i really wish to stone amongst the young ballerinas.

all my friends have a reason not to go for full dress tomorrow.

except ME.

life's a bitch sometimes.

and we got to live with it. urghhh.

oh yes. and i think i'm dying from some disease.

i have this feeling.

HAHAHAHAHA!

my right arm feels so weak.

i cant lift it up!

i really dont like the finale dance.

its so tiring. and makes my arms go weak. =(

thanks nel, maine and ting!

i forgot to book the tix just now. HEE.

will do so tomorrow or something! haha!

anybody else wanna come?

i've not seen all the other items though.

but my items are kinda like...............

shit.

so, second thoughts? HAHA!

alrighties!

got to go save my arm.

good night world!

2008-10-30T23:31:00.005+08:00

I destoryed my MP4 which i used just for 1 semester.

just transferred new songs inside.
and..... it died suddenly!
Am about to kill myself.

and its not helping that tomorrow's a friday.
i've got class from 9 to 5 WITHOUT any breaks.
after that, i've got to go ballet.
i didnt go last week.

so, i'm in for some shit tomorrow.

AND,

i've not received any confirmation of getting the air ticket to US end this year.

so i wont get to go LA, Las vegas.

ALSO,

my mother's collegue hasnt gotten back to me about the miu miu bag

that i asked her to help me get from europe.

My life is even more sad,

with weird and psychotic people wanting my already very very very pathetic life.

I'm really sinking badly into self-pitying mode.

I dont understand,

why is there the existence of such WEIRD people!
he asked,"why is your msn always put to busy"
i said,"cuz i'm really busy with stuffs"
he asked,"like what?"

@#$%^&*(&^%$#@! WTF!

I JUST WANT TO SLAM A TOILET BOWL IN HIS FACE!

and this is not the only weird question he asked me ok! holy mother of god.

He just keeps coming and coming and coming.

Maybe changing my email address is a very very brilliant idea after all.

and i've already thought of one! - mytinyeyes@hotmail.com
hows that? priya says its RE-TAR-DED. jess says its cute. HAHA!
i think, its creative. and it describes me! what do ya say!

am gonna go to bed now. to end my miserable day.
hope tomorrow will be a better day.

HAPPY advanced-HALLOWEEN!

2 weeks worth

2008-10-25T23:29:00.004+08:00

Last Tuesday: went clarke quay

With eilania and yulin

Ate, walked, talked, laughed, planned.

Last Friday: went dempsy and holland V.

With eilania, nicole and friends.

2am bar's really a good place to stone.

And the people there are really nice :)

Tuesday: school started.

damn it. its a very very slack week.

did nothing. lol.

other than being a freaked out,

psycho bitch, who went through depression on wednesday,

after finding out my tutorial slot of public speaking.

everything's relatively cool and calm in school.

Yesterday: Arena-ed.

That was the worse clubbing experience ever.

Its always one wrong move.

but managed to just dance like a psycho shit.

quite sad that stella and jessica didnt seem to enjoy :(

wrong day i guess. we'll go again on a better day! hah!

oh yes, how can i forget about my depression just before going to arena.

sigh.

Today: airport with pc

ate at mcdonald's due to the reccession.

as requested by birthday girl!

found out some disgusting truths, yet again.

lol! its good to meet up.

so many gossips! juicy!

Oh yea, and Happy birthday mummy! <3

i'mma filial! heh!

*****

oh my gosh. i just want to kill endang now.......

i'm so freaking lazy to move my big ass.

and she freaking keep pestering me to bathe!!

in total pms mode! ahhhhhhhhhh!

WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

PANCAKES!

2008-10-11T00:00:00.012+08:00

It's a very tiring day!

Woke up at 8.30am. Thanks to PRIYA NING.

Thats the earliest i ever got out of my house! Other than getting my ass to school, of course.

i thought i was just in time when the surcharge's over. but... when i board the damn cab, it was 9.28am. @#$%^&*(*&^%$#

and i cant understand a word from the taxi uncle.

i probably need to learn more languages? LOL!

i'll join you priya, for your thai class! and arabic class too?

so that when we decide to go egypt and die,

our souls will be able to communicate with the souls or god there.

Had fun talking to the 2 bitches today.

talked about EVERYTHING. lol!

including: whether 6 months is enough to do everything before you die.

and what are the things we're gonna do. LOL!

discussed about PANCAKES.

pri, you will see SB's face there if you eat a chao tao pancake.

and see CC's face there if you eat a not very cooked pancake. HAHAHA!

Intended to go GIANT. but ended up at this retarded's (below) house.

look at the ah sum in the background. HAHAHA!
too gross! HAHAHAHA! <3
a fat disgusting animal lying on sofa in a retarded's house.
holy.... the oh-so-smelly antique telephone of hers. my face smelled like shit for the entire day till i managed to get it washed later on.
the culprit of the day: who got all of us up so early! hahaha!
and also the same girl who toured the whole of pasir ris today on foot, alone. =D

the 3 early birds!!!!
and...... priya was thirsty and craving for bubble tea. Originally wanted to go whitesands. but have no idea how did the plan evolve to going tm instead... and after buying bubble tea.. we miraculously.... ended up at MY HOUSE! =D

introducing one of the eunuchs, BEBE!

that was a force kiss. HAHAHA! the princess kissing the TOAD.

fie looks like she's gonna faint anytime..

and true enough.. she fell asleep.... and....

i decided to do some tatoo for her! FREE TATOO! she wanted tatoos! i'm such a good friend!!! cant help it!

aint it a beauty!!!

(p.s. i helped her elongate her about to grow out leg hair) HAHAHAHA!

job done!

A picture with the final work, the designer and the happy recepient!

(not forgetting my the other eunuch who happens to be in the picture too, JUNIOR!)

after a foot tatoo. she requested for a breast tatoo!

what a sporty girl! alright!!

and it was knock out time! hahaha.

pri doing back massage for fie.

and.. i asked her to help me massage my poor aching shoulders.

she said she dont know how to massage shoulders.

absolutely my best friend!

i woke up at 8.30 to accompany her, know....

and the day went on.. they went home..

and i went to ballet.

it killed me physically and mentally. =(

cuz i didnt go last week. and my teacher wasnt happy at all.

i had to do extra exercises. =(

and there were extra steps added for opening dance.

and i was so stress trying to pick up the steps taught last week plus this week's steps.

this shows the aging brains and bones.

new brusies! but at least the opening dance is a real good piece! :D

alright babes!

my performance is on the 4th december, thursday.

anybody wanna come??

not all ballet items though! its a complete mixed genre.

but i'm not sure if there's hiphop. i doubt so.

if not........

i'll probably get pulled in again!

i dont know why my ballet teacher thinks that i'm into hiphop and good at it. @#$%*&^%$#

i want to watch mama mia. i'm the biggest loser. cuz the last time i ever stepped into the theatres was like..... 2 months ago? hmmm.

and i need to eat buffet. though i need to lose weight.

everything in life contradicts themselves! or is it just me!?

sending labbie off tomorrow! hmmm.. the brave one!

i really dont want poly to end. cuz i have no idea which uni to go.

i definitely wont get into a local uni.

so...

i'll have to go overseas!!!

but thats so.....

ARGH!

and if i'm going to go aussie. its such a waste of my freaking time.

could have gone right after O levels.

and think about it. if i've gone then..

i wouldnt know my jc friends.

i wouldnt know my poly friends.

i wouldnt be in ballet till now.

and i wouldnt have got together with mr chow.

wow! amazing.....

days at home!

2008-10-08T22:43:00.012+08:00

I've been spending time at home yesterday, today and most probably tomorrow. I've learnt that home is the best place on earth. you'll never be hungry, and you'll never be bored! there're endless things to do at home. Just like how i amazingly made mr chow angry again. HAHA!

i cooked! i'm too fat for normal food. so i decided to just eat what monks and nuns eat. :)
i boil vegetables in water! and i drink pure anchovies soup. is that healthy? LOL! oh, and i ate oatmeal for breakfast. i remembered when i was young, i was crying while walking to the childcare centre cuz i dont want to eat oatmeal for breakfast.

Today, i decided to cook AGAIN! for my mama. she said okay cause she's kinda hungry. I didnt know what the hell to cook. So i thought of the easiest food! soup with vege, egg and noodles! the only soup base i know of is the anchovies thing. so yeah. dumped everything in. cooked with my HEART and SOUL. and my beautiful mother ate one mouth. told me its very nice! and the next thing she said,"ok, i had enough, ask endang to cook me some food." WTF.

i really love to cook. :(
i remembered how even itomi dont eat the food i prepare for her.
and how a loser i am. when i cant make a proper milo. *keep this to yourselves* LOL!

So the rest of yesterday was spent online shopping. and i spent a total of $150. On some items. See how sinful it is to stay at home. i spend more when i'm home. and.. today was more or less wasted trying to cook. did i mention that i was trying out this appetiser which i added too much vinegar. and when i ate a small piece of it. i felt like a gulped down 0.2 conc of hydrochloric acid.

i've got 2 pictures from the KTV at liang court that day. LOL! thanks to bad technology. i could only get 2. but will get the rest soon.

this is the long lost yao lihan! :)

this is the fat me, now.
staying at home these 2 days, i've looked through all the photos in my lappie. and found some memorable, sweet and funny ones!

pri ning <3

this is my first successful emo shot! :)

model: priya ning

photographer: andrea lim :)

my personal masseuse maine tan! this describes me. TOTALLY.
The day we wore the same Tee! <3 aight, check this out. check this out. i didnt know the existence of this picture till today! what caused both santika and samantha to look at that direction. and its totally not planned! i was the one who took this picture. and it was a candid for big butt! hmmmm...... doesnt it look cool? or is it just me? LOL!
wow. i love this peekture! LOL! credits to andrealim! <3
as usual, big butt trying to do some ballet pose. as for fullstop. i have no idea what she's doing. LOL! supporting big butt's boobies? is it?
This is a classic peekture! =) i love this! my lovely eunuch and my oh soooo beloved fo neh! thats vera. LOL. oh! this is what vera and i cooked! :)
trying to be a ghost in my house. ah darn. its 12.07am!!! thats a taboo!
hawt stuffs!
ooooo.....
here comes. this is the day, that i'll never forget in my entire loser life. that i forgot to zip my shorts. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ya. laugh as loud as you want. and leon got to tell priya to tell me. hows that? laugh louder.. and yes. i stood with my legs open so wide. that queen latifa can roll through and spread her legs open and do somersauts. i love this peeeek! lol. fie's seductive bitch face with a helpless "get off me" priya's face! lol!
thats what this idiot do during lab classes. waste chemicals to decorate the sink with her name.
our lab and lecture sessions' must do! BINGO!!! <3
the disgusting bitch face!

the 4 of us!! did we skip lecture to do this? i think we did. LOL! hahaha! during HAP lab class. 2 rebellious kids. down at the track dancing.
our beloved verillyn chiang!
our usual "skip lectures to sugarloaf sessions" you're greatly missed verillyn chiang! and i miss sugarloaf somehow. not the food. but how we always go there and slack off like we go school just for food and play. LOL.
this peek has been in my lappie for more than a year. and i've never noticed what priya was doing. i'm still figuring out though. lol!
Jess teaching us some yoga lessons. LOL!
drama classes with SSS and jess
Poser..... to housewife.....
some tidying and preparations....
to a china maid! milo advertisement. with SSS trying to be different.. lol
smile widely foto. i look like a retarded. spastic child.
and oh yes. gracie and i spoilt the peekture. LOL!

thats all folks! am in love........ with food. HAHAHA! <3

foot massage, KTV, Food, shopping!

2008-09-30T22:21:00.002+08:00

HEllo hello! =)

have done quite a few things these few days. cant really recall them all.

friday, went to liang court's party world with eilania and............. LIHAN!! hahaha! everybody! i've found the missing lady! han's skinner now. prettier. sings better! =) took some pictures! mainly me i think. cuz i dont really sing! HAHA! opppps!

i dreamt of that party world tidbit AGAIN. damn it. damn it. i need to know where to buy that stupid tidbit. or i'll have to spend 27 dollars to eat it.

Went for foot massage on one of the days. holyyy... it wanted my life. i really just wanted to kill myself. seriously. if somebody would pass me a knife. soooooooo god damn painful! and that lady can tell me she's not using any strength. if she had used any, i would have been crippled. this is called, "Pay to be Tortured"

Oh, and my mum thinks that she's very funny nowadays. serious. she's been cracking not funny jokes. and she'll think its funny. and always make me look like an idiot! went to eat dim sum for breakfast on monday morning. and... ya, you guys know me la.. i'll get very excited over... SOME stuffs. every trolley that rolls by i will get damn excited and want to ask what dim sum etc etc. sooo.. i was eating happily. then my mother suddenly got excited "girl girl!! this trolley's food you want?" i turned and saw this big, round and black bin rolling on wheels towards us. and yes, thats a dustbin.

Met eilania on sunday. and ate our usual sakae sushi. 2 of us and we ate 70 bucks. all ala carte. dont ask how did we do that. we just ordered and ordered.. and ordered. haha! and wasted food. as usual *points to eilania* and i'm not going to eat terriyaki chicken for the next 3 years of my life.

She said something funny that day. just remembered laughing and laughing. cuz we're suppose to meet tomorrow, 1st of oct. then i kept asking her if she got school. then she said "no, its childcare." HAHAHAHAHA! and even if she said it correctly, "children's day". also doesnt affect JC students. does it? dont remember celebrating children's day for like about 10 years. LOL!

bought plently of clothes today. its been a long time since i've gone shopping with mama. so time to make some killings! :) fruitful day! but bought zero footwear. ah darn it.

meeting up with the 4/9 people tomorrow! how exciting!! heh heh! =)

and i just made somebody kinda pissed off with me. HAHAHA! but i dont know why he's angry. its kinda weird. hmmm... i looked through the conversation just before he got angry. but.. i didnt say anything wrong ar... but he kept saying i'm keeping things from him. ahhhh. crazyyyy kid. k. i need to keep thinking that.. i'm single. and i need to find ANOTHER boy! oh.. no no. HE needs to know that we're JUST FRIENDS. lol. yes, thats the way. =D

boringggg and sick life!

2008-09-25T00:06:00.003+08:00

I lead a very boring life now.
Hope everyone's fine..

To SSS, please look at green things. really helps. and eat stuffs that are red on the inside! =)
To Pri ning, take care alrights! call me when you need me! *winks*
To fullstop, aye. you okay already not? lol!
To fie, its been a long time! hahaa! we'll visit you soon! hee..
To vera my FO, glad that you're soooo happy! =D
To eilania, ya.. you're damn happy now too other than not able to catch beauty sleep! =D
To nicole, i've no idea what you're up to now. meet up soon!
To nel, dont be so stress!! hahaa! you give me a feeling that you're very stressed up!
To gracie, i've still not seen your face in a million years! =(
To von, ALL THE BEST! FREE MCs IN FUTURE!!! YAY!!! GO GO GO!
To maine maine, shopping spree soon!!!! =D
To ting, stop roaming around the hall.. haha!! =P
To mama bitch, hope everything goes well for youuu!!
To han, you've already disappeared from my life! =( =( =(
To hsiang, hope you're over him already! hmmm..

ok.. i hope i didnt miss anybody out. tired ar. i got a lump in my throat! i dont know why i keep falling sick!!! just 3 days ago, i sounded like a 14 year old boy who just stepped into puberty. my voice was soooo low.. and SEXY... and i'm coughing like a 70 year old down with TB. haha! and now, i'm having a lump in my throat. i can forsee that i'm gonna be suffering from fever soon. like maybe tomorrow? damnnn it. i've been sleeping so much! and i can still be sickkkk! =( =(

my brother's poor shit. its 12.21am. and he's still working.. everyday he gets out at 8am and comes home at 1 plus in the morning. all thanks to the F1 shit. whats the big deal man!!! oh, did i mention he get to stay in the hotel during the race days? so that he can get to work fast etc etc. luckyyyyy..

ok, something funny for sss to laugh at. i was just reading through what i blogged. and there's this part. it read:

"To SSS, please look like green things. really helps. and eat stuffs that are red on the inside! =)"
hahaha! i laughed till the two eunuchs bark.

have a GOOD DAY!! =D

mummy! <3

2008-09-21T22:37:00.002+08:00

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. andrea
2. andreaLIM
3. ande

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. ah hui
2. black chicken
3. shuqi

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. chin
2. hair
3. forearm

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. humongous thighs
2. enormous arms
3. the scar on my face. =(

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Chinese
2. Egyptian (you never know)
3. hitler's reincarnation (i believe so)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. COCKROACHES.
2. LIZARDS.
3. GHOSTS and VAMPIRES.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Money
2. Food
3. rubber band

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW
1. Guy's huge Tee
2. underwear
3. pantyliner

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS
1. sarah brightman
2. mariah carey
3. britney spears

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW)
1. fleur du mal
2. run away
3. -

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. ABSOLUTELY NO LIES
2. maturity
3. loyalty

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
1. i love chow.
2. i hate chow.
3. i'm a girl.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. looks
2. body
3. humour

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. spending money
2. eating
3. watching hongkong dramas!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. wash my face
2. full body massage
3. change my GPA to 4

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED
1. gynaecologist
2. pediatrician
3. psychiatrist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Egypt
2. Paris
3. North pole

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE
1. Verlyn
2. Syra
3. andrea?

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. meet him
2. give all my pretty bags, clothes and shoes away to my beloved ones who will still be alive!
3. tell the course manager to change my GPA to 4

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
1. born with a vagina
2. i have tons of bags, clothes, shoes and makeup
3. i wear skirts and dresses

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. i always imagine myself with a dick. HAHAHAHA! through SHORTS! sounds damn gross!!
2. i sooo love legos, model cars, robots, helicopters
3. i LOVE to look like hot and good looking girls.

FIVE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW
-those that read my blog and owns a blog and hasnt done this.

and some updating time:
my mum's a real good singer. honestly. went for her performance yesterday. when the MC announced her name. the people sitting behind were murmuring stuffs. and i heard this guy saying," this one's good this one's good. listen listen." and the people infront were all whispering stuff. haha! ok. it can mean 2 things. one, my mum is so not popular. and people bitch about her. two, my mum is really good. i really think its the latter. cuz after the perfomance. she came and sit with me. and the people infront kept turning and showing my mother their thumb! haha! the thumbs up sign! woooohooo!! and she dont know who they are! sooo cool RIGHT! i have a COOL MUMMY!! =D

i loveeeee my mummy! <3 (although she refused to buy me that cardigan today)

happy for eilaniaaa!

2008-09-17T10:25:00.005+08:00

♥♥♥

YAY!!! SOOO HAPPY FOR LEE CHEE SHIAN!!!!!! =D =D

HER HARDSHIPS ARE ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D =D

My mum's learning cha-cha now. lol. she bought her dance shoe. damn cool! i always wanted to own one. she's gonna buy one for me!!! but i dont know where the hell to wear to. maybe to sleep? or.. to just walk around at home? HAHA! walk around in heels. coooooolios!!!

SOOOO HAPPY for eilania but SADDDD for myself! hahaha! but who cares!

CLIFFORD AND EILANIA ARE BACK TOGETHER!! =D

♥♥♥

SICK and HAPPY!

2008-09-16T10:52:00.002+08:00

I am sick. =(
Lack of sleep i guess. yesterday went through a series of "electric shocks". serious. for 1 sec. my brain will be go through spasm. this happened like about 8 times yesterday. HAHA! i think i'm not so simple. i'm not a human being. i'm a........................ MUTANT!! heh heh. one day.. you'll see me FLY. or RUN THROUGH WALLS! or.... my mouth can come out FIRE! or..... i can shoot bullets from my index finger. or... i'll know all the answers to the sem exams. or... I CAN CHANGE ALL OUR GPA TO 4!! or... i can turn into a frog!! HAHAHA! ok. priya's gonna say this,"what are you talking about? you're already a frog!"

so.... today will be spent at home.. ALL..... BY..... MY.... SELF-E-LF........ with my two eunuchs!
such a nice feeling to be home! and watch dvd. and sleep. and eat. and watch dvd and sleep and eat. and i'm not going to go to any blogshops or livejournal. i'm not going to spend money AGAIN. hahaha! how to block websites ar? i should block these websites. hmmm..

eilania messaged me this morning. telling me about her findings on TKGS girls. HAHA! why guys love TKGS girls and why other girls just simply HATE tk girls. oh, and i've not seen eilania for 3 days now. HAHA! its a record. since after she's single, i meet her almost everyday. but i'll probably not meet her till this weekend. heh...

oh.. pri ning, zeeda and mama bitch, STUDY HARD!! CAN DO IT! CAN DO IT! =D
and meet up soon please!!! one of the weekends? fie fie ask us to go visit her at bugis!
fullstop! you so free right now, go out KAY!

and.. pri, your blog entry so sweet! heh heh.. and please go live in a cave now. so that you can focus! haha!! LOVES!!

gracie and han, i have not seen you two in about a million years! so please show face someday okays.. haha!

i love everybody!! i'm a happy girl now! hahahahahaha!

crubbing!

2008-09-14T21:37:00.003+08:00

oh my god. someone please please please DESTROY MY LAPTOP AND COMPUTER.

i cannot take it anymore!!! i think i'm crazy!!! i go out, i spend money. i stay at home i ALSO SPEND MONEY!! HAHAHA!! i should just go and DIE! i shop and eat and shop and eat and take cabs around when i'm out. and i do online shopping when i'm at home. i tell youuuuuu..... i'm becoming a stupid loser who only knows how to spend money! =( =( and i'm aimming too many things. i dreaming of miu miu bags everyday. ah darn. one of my fav brands but i dont own anything from that brand. =(((

oh. and i lost my key and ez-link card. how smart.

went velvet on friday night to celebrate eilania's mum's birthday! haha.. the aunties damn cutE! kinda awkward. but lucky thing we werent there 3/4 the time. LOL! both of us went off to zouk and phuture. left our bags at zouk. and the crowd there was damn boring. people standing at the dance floor taking pictures. >.<

phuture was packed with horny guys. ratio of guys : girls is 10 : 1
danced with two blacks. hahahaha! eilania is going for BLACKS now!!! one of them is an african. professional soccer player.. how cool is that. and the rest were random people. but there's quite a handful of cute guys at phuture that night.

oh yes. and we met choy xinyi! heh. she got us out of the sticky situation we were in. HAHA! pro clubber indeed. danced a while with her friends and her. and we went off! was good! was good! ate macs breakfast! and poor eilania cannot sleep cuz i was very tired. i didnt want to sleep but was nodding off subconsciously and i want to go home at 7.30am. the nice girl didnt sleep to wake me up at 7.30. HAHAHAHAHAHA! but i didnt force her to! she was NICE enough! we both forgot the invention of alarm clocks.

and you cant believe... we met up again the same day at 7.30pm. HAHAHA! we are turning to lesbians. shopped. saw this dance tee. and i tried on ALL SIZES. hahaha! from S all the way to XXL. cuz i couldnt decide to wear it tight fitting, a little loose or BAGGY. stayed in espirt for almost an hour! lol! and i didnt get it in the end. i'm super kumang now! eilania too! we've both caught the kumang disease. hahahahaha! i'm kumang-ing every single day. before i go and bathe, i got to walk here and there... kumang for damnnnn long before stepping into the showers. LOL! same thing for shitting!!!! while waiting for cab home yesterday, i was in the urgent shitting mode. when i reached home, kumang-ed for sooo long. till i forgot i need to shit. i'm a gross shit. i know.

there're some pictures of that day at velvet with eilania. heh. but its still with her. i look like SHIT in those pictures. i wasnt drunk or gone. but i really look like i was. HAHA!

i'm soooo glad we're both leading new lifes now! just like KC and K4. and they should stop indulging themselves! not us! #%^%$$*&^%$#%^&

i kinda like my loser life now. when school reopens, might be hard to be a loser again. SIGH... i dread 20th october!!! =(

YAYYYYY!!!

2008-09-10T21:21:00.002+08:00

I GOT NO SUPP PAPERS!!!!!!!

WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!! I FUCKING PASS PCT!!!!! EVERYBODY!!! I FUCKING PASSED PCT!!!!! I DIDNT DO 3/4 OF THE PAPER. AND I FUCKING PASSED IT!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M THE HAPPIEST GIRL ON EARTH!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!

i wonder if i can retake any subjects.. i really want to. damn it. slacking too much.

BUT. I PASSED ALL! heh heh heh heh heh.

BORED.

2008-09-09T14:55:00.003+08:00

I am so bored. that i've finished counting the number of hair on my arms, legs and head. and now i'm starting on the amount of words in the dictionary. thanks to the "big project" going on at eilania's house. she told me last night that she'll be at the airport at 10am. i woke up at 10.30, messaged her. she's still at home. so i took my time went for some exfoliation, milk bath and ate my breakfast. watched dvd. went for another rose petals bath. ate another meal. continued watching the dvd. and played with junior. disturbed bebe. walked up and down the staircase 10 times. went to priya's blog, sss's blog and my "fav" person's blog about 3 times in an hour. i dont know why, hoping to see something change. HAHA! or spot some spelling mistake. count the number of black heads on my picture posted in sss's blog. and i irritated junior again. ate some more food. went to shit. played PSP. read some magazines. and now i'm blogging.

ok. anyway. last week was erm. cool? i already forgot what happened. getting pissed off by aunties and uncles which i'm very sure dont possess any brains. and still taking cabs as my transport when i'm already eating grass. the weather is killing me yo. keeps raining. how to take a bus or a train when it rains? or when its sooooo god damn hot? agree? hmmmm.

all i remembered was being so busy on friday. went to my mum's office to slack and slave off. rushed off to ballet which i've not shown my face for 2 weeks. got so stressed up on the way there thinking how to explain. but my beautiful hair saved my life. HAHA! i didnt tie my hair up that day. so it was down, curly and big. and my teacher saw it and asked me about my hair. totally forgot about scolding me. HAHAHAHA. slipped past! woooo. we ran through the rehearsal set for 5 times non-stop. killed us. killed us. and my black toe aint helping. such a small injury can cause such excruciating pain. i thought i had thick skin. at about 9pm, my teacher started to do pilates class. i was soooo happy! i thought i can go offfff by 9.30pm. and god damn god damn the crazy instructor came. and we had to f-ing rehearse for another item. and its 100000000000 times worse than running the reservoir 3 rounds. and at about 10.45pm. he finally decided to call it a day. and i RUSHED to change and hail a cab off to eilania's house. heh... and.... ate there. pepper such a sweetie pie.... kept following me the whole night! soo cute!!! and then we were off for arena.

some bad things happened even before we were able to let our hair down. it seems to be so jinxed. okok. fine. i'm jinxed. haha.

still, we had fun. stella and jess was like almost gone. HAHAHA! jumping like crazy idiots while we were walking to other clubs to see which other clubs are fun. met afro and his friends for a while. and while waiting to run to the taxi stand under the rain. this crazy guy came and removed stella's specs from her face. HAHAHA! stella tugged and pulled his shirt and the guy ran off! holyyyy.. she chased after him and i went to call afro. but he too slow........ she got her specs back herself. HAHA! funny funny. and home sweet home.

i've no pictures. =( realised we dont like to take pictures in clubs. lol. too interesting and fun to stop for pictures.

and did i mention that my brother got a new car and a new phone. oh darn it. and i'm still stuck with my old phone. was damnnnn pissed off. but. i got over it. aha! another driver for me! oh yes! excited!! lesser cab rides!! more money to spend!

heard results coming out on thurs. am really not looking forward to it. i'm so screwed people. very screwed. my life's kinda in a mess now. so nicole, lania, vera. you guys are not alone. i'm worse. =(

i'm jinxed!!!!

2008-08-31T23:02:00.003+08:00

ok. this is a total ranting post.

i dont know why the hell i woke up so early. but yes, i woke up at 8.45am. i cannot get back to my dreams and so.. i washed up and watched dvd. started eating my first heavy meal at 10am. and i ate many many many tempuras, one box of tidbits after that. ate my second heavy meal at 1pm. ate bobo cha cha, many many jellies. went to the airport to meet eilania. and ate mcwings meal and corn cup. just when i slimmed down abit. just ABIT. i have to eat so much. just yesterday, i stayed home till 4pm. i ate 3 heavy meals. not counting those snacks inbetween. i'm crazy. i think i'm crazy. the inner self wants to hit 400kg.

the gig was.... under what we expected. hahaha! we all burst our left eardrums. but the taxi uncle was sooo funny!!!!!! we laughed till we died! its kinda difficult to narrate the story now. cuz i kinda forgot 3/4 of the funny part. all i remembered was the uncle kept worrying for us whether or not we know how to get to the studio. when we reached the place. all of us didnt know if its the place. and he asked us where is it. then someone said 10th storey. and stella can reply in a very innocent and stoned way " ya, uncle. we taking lift up to 10th storey." and the uncle said "ya. i cannot send you all up to 10th storey. how to drive into the lift" OK. something along those lines OK. i'm like in a pms mood. =(

and just now at the airport. two fucking china men eavesdropping our conversation. and discussing about us.. when they left. can still "diao" eilania and turn back and look... and shake the head.. AYE AYE AYE.... bastard.... jealous people pretty... their wives or girlfriends might look worse than lania's ass. ( if they have any ) -----> please, i've quit bitching! but these kind of people.. just need somebody to fart into their mouths. and i know the exact candidate for the farting job. HAHAHA! BB!! =D

and.. there's this girl.. she's not very attractive. those typical business school look. she dressed up with long straight shiny black hair. but she smells like a.... wooo hoooo.... mother........

she smelt like a bangla.. ohh... eeewl.... awww.... gross.....

my eyes are killing me. its literally 2 straight lines now... the lap top brightness is killing them. but its the lowest already. ah darn it.

swimming tomorrrrowwww!! heh heh heh heh heh! excited!!! its been more than 2 months since i've been in the poool! if my menses comes tonight or tomorrow morning before the swim. i'll dig my uterus out. HAHAHAHA! i'm getting more and more disgusting by the day. shit. the impact. its the impact..

EILANIA LEE!! I'M JINXED!!!!!!

DIE. NOW.

2008-08-30T10:01:00.003+08:00

All was fine... till friday.

biochem and pct killed me.

ohhhh my holy shit. i can like just dig my eyeballs out. seriously. biochem's my best sub. pct's my worse sub. but, biochem's gonna score sooo badly that i just wanna go lick junior's shit and bebe's urine.

too high hopes for biochem, and when you really fucking want to do well.. you fucking force your small tiny brain. and you blank out. FUCK the stupid brain. i dont want the brain anymore. and i just sat there, stared at the door to the sports hall. and cried like a fucking loser.

Pct's a worse goner. holy mother. i cant even get 30 marks. heh. damn it. and pct's the easier sub.. everybody does well in it. i dont want my brain anymore..... =(

hope the gig and post party will be good later. maybe i should just commit suicide at the rooftop party later.

i dont think i can ever forgive myself for screwing up biochem paper. and while stoning and crying during the paper. HAHAHA! i was so tempted to stick the pen i was holding into my right eye. and during pct, i already raised the pen up. HAHAHA!! i'm sooo SICK. ewwwl! eilania will be grossed out right now. heh...........

andrea lim is so stupid. that she should just DIE. NOW.

all about our laughter

2008-08-17T00:34:00.007+08:00

God's been quite kind. with friends around. been laughing and laughing and laughing and more laughing every single day. cuz, they are really funny. lol! got abandoned by lee chee shian today. but she's suppose to make up to me tomorrow. heh... i got FREE LUNCH PLUS FREE DRINKS PLUS FREE DINNER PLUS FREE DESSERTS PLUS MY FREQUENT DESIRE TO EAT! =D everything FREE TOMORROW!!! oh YEAH!

stella's been a good company. with zeeda! and marsella, my new found daughter. lol!
going out with stella = laughing NON-STOP. cuz she is so funny. her face. and she keeps making mistakes for me to laugh LOUDLY at. and the amount of food we eat. is ultimate. we make a good pair cuz..... stella is good at buying things, together with me. Buy PLENTY of food, in the name of "sharing". end up, andrea lim the hippo + pig + alien hybrid got to finish everything up. and that girl, half way through her own set, she can tell me she's full. and start burping into my ear and my face. leaving the set that we're suppose to share tooo ME. poor ME. lol!! meat balls. i tell you. i wont eat them for the next 30 days.

introducing, my daughter - marsella!

i look sooooo HUMONGOUSLY HUGEEEEE BESIDE HER.

2 indo girls and 1 cross breed. HAHA!
study mad-ness!!!!

she thinks that its her house..
she also thinks that its her house!
of course, i dont sit like them. i'm so demure. please..... =D

i took this pic! i think its NICE! =D but she thinks not...
(aye, is it me, or am i typing to many "thinks"? its kinda pissing me off.)

hardworking? ACT only........ LOL!
VERY HARDWORKING GIRL. SUPER HARDWORKING!

never left her seat at ALL!
a.. la. la. la. la. la. la. la.

competition to see whose lips can flip up and touch the nose. LOL!

obviously i win!!!! stop trying BB!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE THIS PIC!

BB looks like a dog + rat cross breed! HAHAHAHAHAA!

haha! she was doing some weird face. when she saw my face.
she laughed and pressed snap. LOL! and it turned out like this.
artistic!
hippooo!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! DISGUSTING!

the girl below finds herself intellectual by wearing 2 specs.

its a good try. keep it up BB! =D

and those bracelets of hers. purposely.. purposely.

she knowwwwww i loveee them. lol!

pri and i! had our hair cut! haha!
my fringe is officially RETARDED.

Crowne plaza's BEAUTIFUL toilet.

pardon my DISGUSTING hair. i cant help it.

we tried out best to make it the LEAST gross.

best picture of the day! cuz cannot see my face. HAHAHAA!!

I miss you so. in a dilemma. tell me what to do.

what are you thinking, boy?

lania, lips, toes

2008-08-12T20:07:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EILANIA LEE!

PCT lab test was a disaster! wooohoo. haha! i had no idea what i wrote. damn it. i dont know why i cant seem to pass PCT. its a curse. and it needs to be lifted. my quiz 2.... just 1 mark. 1 mark to pass. T-M-D. @#$%^&$#%^&*^%$#

this is a picture of lala's toes covered in bee hoon, chilli and cabbage. HAHA! when the plate toppled over, zeeda, lala and i LAUGHED SOOO LOUD. we just laughed and laughed and laughed. nobody helped her though. nobody offered to give her tissue or what. we just bent over and broke into fits of laughter. for say....... about 3 to 5 minutes? and this was the joke of that day. hmmmm... GROSS. hahahaha!!

my famous triple lips! see if you can do it!!!!! nobody i know can though!! haha!
priya's famous THICK LIPS! hahahahaha!!!!

ooooooooooooooooooooooo ya ye yeah...

go lania go! sorry, couldnt join you and your parents today. hope you had fun fun fun!! =)

love you LOADS!

catching up session, attica

2008-08-11T22:42:00.004+08:00

lee neh, hope you're getting better day by day. cliche as it may sound but really, time heals all wounds. it wont make you totally forget those things, but at least makes it less painful and less vivid. i know it. cause i've been through it. stay strong! :)

so, to celebrate lee neh's birthday and also to make her happy. we went for fabulous party night. met at parkway first, with crystal and boon! its been so long since we met crystal. LOL! none of us know how long her hair is. so we had to guess.. and try and play "who spots crystal first" game. poor her. she reached at 6pm (the time that we are suppose to meet) but lania, vera and i only reached at 7pm. HAHA! its a curse that we CANNOT seem to reach on time. but its not as bad as meeting the babes. holy mother.... meeting stella and zeeda. we can plan to meet at 10.30am. end up, meet at 1.30pm lol!!

ate at dome's. and vera found her eyecandy, cashier in borders. HAHA! and the whole time, she was staring at him.. stoning into his eyes... HAHAHAHAHA! and we actually staged a whole plan on how vera's gonna go get his number. funny!! and vera was soooo excited and nervous. with crystal beside her and her constant eye-rolling motion. and lania's constant taunting and frequent "i know you want it, vera" and jiawen's occassional "he cute meh?"

ogle at jiawen's fashion runways. some catching up with crystal and jiawen. and then.. we went to nicole's house. we had a HARD time getting to her house. we lost like 5kg walking. lol! we got lost in the midst of the private estate in the NIGHT. haha! lucky we spent 4 years there. at least we somehow know where we are as long as we walk out to the main road. but we had a good time looking at those wonderfully furnished houses. some really looked like dream houses. oh my goshhh.. some people are just loaded. and some are just... un-loaded. HAHA! and we came up with the pact that if we end up not getting married, we should all chip in and buy a huge beautiful dream house and name it "house of the spinsters!" only TK girls allowed! so if you are one, can sign up with us. HAHAHA!

left our bags there, entertained ourselves alittle with boon's laptop. laughing at the peephole thing. and left the house for clarke quay. met yinglin right outside the house. cabbed down to clarke quay. catching up session with yinglin on our way there. and.... we passed by geylang!!! OH MY GOSH!! HAHAHAHA! we were all like TOURISTS! and the taxi uncle was the tour guide! he was telling us about geylang... pointing out who are the prostitutes. and which lor is for what.. and saying futher up of sims avenue more happening. lol! i've never been to geylang at night! its sooo cool. but i'd be happy just sitting in the cab (safe place) and watch the people around. lol.

reached clarke quay, walked to liang court. where nicole su was. and everyone got sooo pissed off trying to find the right lift to get to party world. HAHAHA! and vera's like the leader. she just walked infront of us. her usual ah beng style and occassional "na beis" and saying how she's gonna "lup" nicole su when she sees her. LOL!!

went in, saw nicole with her boss and another BAD guy. sat there, drank honey lemon. and listened to nicole shouting into the mic. and lania singing. really missed her voice. and later.... when the four of us were left alone, we started to choose all the cliche songs. HAHAHAHA!! we chose F4's liu xin yu! ahahahahha!! and we SCREAMED AND SHOUTED SOOOO LOUDLY INTO THE DAMN MICROPHONES. lol!! had sooo much fun. and nicole's voice gone after that. drank white wine. and left the place for attica at 1am.

attica's bouncer... wah... i like... hahaha! cool stuff!!! he's like twice my size. wooo! house music! =) but the crowd there's like... old.. and dead. haha! only us were really having fun. and we climbed onto the platform to dance. and got chased down. lol. all was a blur though... we got kinda high. and i couldnt really remember what we did. all i know was we kept dancing and kept moving and laughing and occassional screaming. nicole fell down twice and vera fell once. lol! and my feet got trampled on ten thousand times and my boobs got touched gazzillion times (by the nic, vera and lania ONLY though) lol!! and we all got punched by nicole's frantically waving arms... by 3.40am, we were all about to like die. lania was so high. nicole's already DRUNK. and vera's like wasted. HAHAHAHAHA! luckily i didnt drink the neat vodka that the guys just poured into the other 3's mouth.

nicole was really funny when she went around telling EVERYONE that she's okay and showing the "ok sign" lol! and how she and vera basically rolled down the steps. lania thought she could walk straight.. and ended up walking sideways. HAHA! it was really good.

i know i broke my dumb freaking principle. but i really enjoy that environment. haha! i'm not going to be a hardcore one ok. i wont go every week. and not even once a month type i think. haha! occassional one, the relieve stress. HAHA! and the last person that i want to know about me going to attica is, kenneth chow. i'm so glad he doesnt know about this blog. heh heh! and.. he just said hi and went offline. what the hell.... at least say bye la! and nothing to talk about then dont even say hi to me can! or.. scarly, he click on the wrong person to say hi to. HAHAHAHA! hmmmm.. okays, i need to go and help my sooo last min brother finish his report. basket. good byes people.

half an hour more to lee neh's sweet 19. =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SSS!

2008-08-08T23:59:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BUTT!!! =D

08.08.08!

had a surprise birthday party for santika! all was going well.. till jeremy, nicholas and fidelia had to appear at the pool side (which was SSS's waiting area) heh! but it was fun though! she got fooled!!!

missed fidelia lee huan fen. had a quick catch up session with her. :) and all my pictures with her, she hasnt given me yet. biatch.

the party started with a loud "SURPRISE!!!"
and ended with santika, jessica and marsella being pushed into the baby pool. LOL!

santika got pushed in, and when she got up, she got cake smashed right into her face.
jess got pushed in by santika. lol! and had a "hang time" for about 5 seconds at the very edge of the pool before she fell in. funny funny! all of us just stood back and watched.

cabbed back, reached home, and tried to act like i reached home quite long ago. cuz...... of the part tomorrow yo! =)

jessica last seen all dry and clean.

and also, the balloons last seen in her hands. lol!

party!

money no enough 2!

2008-08-06T23:00:00.004+08:00

Professor Andrea Lim

Money no enough 2! =D
Caught that movie today with lala and zeeda. even before the movie started, we kept laughing ang giggling. we were the most annoying things in the theatre! lol! did our usual stuffs to disturb and irritate each other, and laugh at it.

the movie's good. funny. not VERY funny though. i was waiting for the "filling in the application form" part to come on. but! there wasnt even a glimpse of it. darn. and it was kinda draggy.. at the sad parts. and i was the only one laughing during the sad parts. cuz..... lala and zeeda was crying. LOL!!! it's soooo funny!!!! i was watching.. and big butt started to fidget beside me.. and mumbled something about tissue and frantically digging into her bag. when i turned and look over, she was dabbing her eyes sobbing.. zeeda, was already raining. HAHAHA! then they said i'm heartless. the only show i remembered crying was "eight below" wah.... i cried like quite badly. HAHA! and i watched with kenneth. i remembered he still asked if i was crying. and i said "NO!!!" HAHA!

dont be sad lala.. we'll make it up to you! we all PROMISE! =(

some photos of contaminated shit. there are more photos actually. but i dont know where they went. i think this is fungus. heh.. i think it looks nice and cool though.

i'm missing you..

happy birthday nelll!!!

2008-08-04T00:27:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEL NEL LOOOOOO!!!!

i was looking through my whole photo collection and i couldnt find a proper photo of nel. damn it.

i cant make it for lunch this sat for nel's celebration. and i cant for lala's one too.. and she requested for a celebration... and i cant make it.. =(

lania's birthday is coming. and this thing happened to her. hmmm. wonder whats next.

and... i cannot stand kenneth chow hoe kune!!! oh my godddd!! 2 days in a row he can fucking attitude me. and act like nothing happened the next day.. and can say i require alot of attention. you are a clubber what! disgusting clubber! disgusting!!! oh my gosh. he is so disgusting NOW. i can just like twist his balls around and juggle them. whichever girl who is with him now, GOOD LUCK. you dont know what you landed yourself into! =(

7th month, bad day

2008-08-01T22:58:00.003+08:00

I just got my ass burnt for AIMM quiz. damn it. damn it. i hate PCT and AIMM. both the subject and the teachers teaching the subject. now i strongly believe that you'll do well in the subject, when you like the teacher. heh.... zhang peng chiii....... =)))))

ballet was ultimate killer today. after 16 years of dancing, have i encountered my legs trembling right after the first exercise. -.- hahaha! but i'm not the only one! so i'm NOT WEAK! considering the size of my legs, i should have enough fats + muscles. was a little surprised by the tremble. which implies that i'm weak right? loserrrr....

it's 1st day of the month!!! =D its the time of the month to chant my account number to my mummy again!!! woooooohoooooo! oh yes, and not forgetting the special event this whole month lies ahead of us. damn. i really hate august. i have to bathe with the door open everyday. and i have to try and bluff myself to close my eyes and sleep. and try to wash my face with my eyes open.... and close at the very last min.... then try and open them as quickly as i can again. and it doesnt make it better to have 2 dogs at home. when they bark or stare into space unusually, it makes my hair stand. and the smell of the joss sticks and the paper thing thing burning.. ahhh... 7th month.

Pussy fought with someone in school yesterday.. OOo.. so man!! but, he's not as good-looking anymore..

missing youuu!

work out session & happy birthday zhou =)

2008-07-30T22:35:00.002+08:00

Had a work out session running around tm and cs like mad animals. intended to catch a movie. but when we reached tm at about 5, we were so hungry and all we thought about was food. after that, we forgot all about the movie and went shopping, tried clothes, bought clothes. and at 7.15 we decided to catch a show. we were at the starbucks area then. so we half-ran-half-walked up the escalator all the way to the last level where GV is. and DAMN IT. the last time slot of prom night was 6.55pm. we cursed and ran to CS. we climbed the escalators like some mad idiots running for their lives. while climbing, we were laughing like mad. lol. and the damn escalators seemed never-ending.... when we finally reached shaw, the last time slot of prom night was also 6.55pm. wthhhh... i tell you.... they should really do some communicating. why put two same shows at the same time and at places sooooo damn near to each other?! we had such a good work out. that the 3 of us died. lol. lala's calves cramp, my thighs cramp, zeeda's knee came off. omggg. its been a long time... considering i need to rest half way through a flight of stairs, 5 levels up, climbing escalators non-stop.... is a GREAT ACHEIVEMENT! well done! =D

i wonder who you spent your this special day with. and this morning, lying on my bed, i tried very hard to recall, what presents did i give you for the past years and where did we celebrate your special day at. but i cant. lol. i need to think harder. memory failing.. this is the only year after we contacted each other again did i not spend this day with you. and i wonder were you disappointed to receive my message only at 9.20am this morning. recalling how disappointed you were when i wasnt the first one who wished you in one of the years, and you demanded an explanation. and in another year, you actually thought i forgot your birthday when i messaged you at 12.15am. only a 15mins wait. haha! i wanted to message you again at 12am this year.. but i guessed there wasnt a need to since there will be tons of others trying to snatch that position. and you might expect another someone to be the first this year. And your reply today, left me thinking the whole day till now. and its gonna leave me thinking of you again for like say... another 2 weeks? everyone's been telling me that wounds will heal. i almost made it. till you sent that message. i really want to believe that one day, i can safely tell all my babes that you're just a normal friend, a very very normal guy friend who was once my boyfriend. and i realise that, liking another person aint very helpful. cuz i found out that you also meant a lot in my life and did leave a mark in my heart, like i did to you. Have a fab 19th! =)

zoo, school, jokes

2008-07-27T21:27:00.005+08:00

Its been a long time.. thats how busy future doctors and professors are these few days. i'm suppose to study for mgen quiz tomorrow.. and its so god damn boring. i'm like studying aimlessly and with my peabrain more or less blank. i'm like SO dead. and PCT quiz on tuesday. that subject, i am more than dead. out of the 5 chapters, i roughly know whats going on in one chapter and the other 4... mmm, i only like know... the titles? well, think on the bright side, at least i know the titles.

after these few weeks of torture, we future doctors and professors came to a conclusion that science school lecturers have this great and unusal fetish of trying to see their students, dead. and leaving them to choose between beauty sleep and grades. and yes, we definitely have no life. but knowing me, i definitely choose my beauty sleep. and try as much as i can to squeeze sometime to watch a good movie yo. DARK KNIGHT'S AWESOME! well, i did sacrifice watching red cliff to study mgen yesterday okay.

i wonder if this is going on between all schools and happening in every student's life: where we have quizzes and tests basically every day (high possibility to have more than 1 test per day). and project deadlines. and shit head presentations. if it happens to all schools, then science school students really have low tolerance, endurance and limited brain storage space. Considering that i'm not the only loser complaining, then... the problem shouldnt lie in me, right? hahaha!

Went to the zoo for a break last saturday with jess and pri! it was fun yo!

Lessons learnt:
1) always go to places of attractions in SMALL groups. in this way, we can save alot of waiting time.
2) never ever visit the baboons first, visit it only when you're sure you want to leave the zoo already. (its cursed, the moment you step out, it'll rain)
3) plan your rain escape route well
4)never ever bring big bulky bags with you
5) never bring food in
6) be wary of monkeys swinging around, they might throw apples or fruits down
7) try to steal as much free rides from the tram as you can
8) Be as kia-su as you can, so that you can get the front view without any HEADS infront of you during feeding time
9) and that the zoo map, is kinda cheating you. from the map, it seems like the hippo is quite a distance away from the white tiger, but in fact, its just about 15 steps away.

i'm sad to announce that wherever lala, zeeda, pri and i go, we're bound to make enemies. lol. babes, we need some self-reflection. a serious one. :)

the babes and i have a serious speech problem. we cant seem to pronounce words correctly. its getting really bad these few days. after a couple of sentences, there will be a word mispronounced. and we'll laugh hysterically at it.

Pri: Ralphs lorlan (ralph lauren)
Tua (tour)

lala: O-pan (open)

lala and i both went to buy junk food. lala was looking at the receipt and trying to count how much they suppose to return me. she asked me what's ah-leaf. i thought was some jap food. so i scanned through the junk food we bought. then she continued to use her irritating tone to ask what is ah-leaf?! its $2.60. then i peeped over to the receipt. and i shouted back at her "your eyes slanted ar!!! ah-leaf is $1.30 la! what $2.60!! and then it suddenly struck me. it's not what we pronounced. the word was ALIVE. and when i told her, we both laughed SOOOO LOUD that the whole starbucks turned and looked at us. combination of our laughter is disasterous. the laughter's worse that the thick lips joke. LOL!

i'm eating abit too much again. someone gotta savee me!!! :(
and i had cod fish poisoning. LOL!

back to studying! its getting a little late! goods byes!

phosphorylates >.<

2008-07-14T23:14:00.002+08:00

I'm taking a break from biochem. reading the god damn notes just pisses me off. seeing so many phosphorylates, i feel like tearing up the notes.

a classic example:

activated protein kinase A phosphorylates phosphorylase kinase, glycogen synthase and phosphoprotein phosphotase-1 inhibitor. phosphorylase kinase phosphorylates glycogen phosphorylase. phosphorylated glycogen phosphorylase thus becomes more active. (P.S this is directly extracted from the notes)

fed up right! fed up right!? wah......... see already become giddy. read out loud, my tongue twisted, my ears flip forward and my brain shrink in size. and thats like just a small part of it. but.. i love zhang chi chi! haha. gives many many hints. good lecturer!

Today was a brain draining day. omg. zomg. zzzomg.
9 to 11am - fpath test. (which all of us got soooo tired of doing the test and wanted to just give up. and though it was an open book test, its WORSE than a close book one. i swear. really. mentally draining! when you look at the computer screen and see those damn questions and frantically trying the search the 3 sets of notes in front of you for similar words. and worse still, there're very little multiple choices. teachers are smart ar.. sometimes..)

11 to 12nn - biochem test. (ok, this is a small quiz. and its the stupid true or false one. when you get correct you score 2, every wrong answer deduct 1. and i alwaysss just manage to scrape through.)

12 to 1pm - aimm quiz. (which i only found out at 8.45am. and damn it. almost half gone.)

2 to 3pm - pct presentation. (which i kinda screwed it up. kkk said something like people going up to present last min work. i have this feelings he shot the arrow at me. damn it.)

3 to 4pm - mgen lecture. (like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzomg. the most boring thing EVER! i'd rather get pissed off reading biochem notes while i'm shitting than attend mgen lecture.)

thursday mgen presentation. and i have no idea when biochem project is due and what we're suppose to do.. and i think my brain is malfunctioning.

Paris hilton's "just me" is disgustingly disgusting. it doesnt last. DKNY green apple smells like rotten apple. so babes, dont get them. and i still havent buy the perfumes i want. and i own those perfumes that i dont want. =( and i got so many things i NEED to buy. i neeeed to go shopping. but i have so many assignments due and test loading up. damn it. no time.. no time.. and now, i'm so glad i'm single.

and...... hsiang bought the earring for me!! maine maine! hsiang bought the earrings for me!!! hahahahaha! ooooo! organise dinner. organise dinner! organise dinner! ORGANISE DINNER! go PC's events manager! =D

and yeah. how can i forget the announce....

MAINE PASSED SUCCESSFULLY PASSED HER DRIVING!!! ONE SHOT! MANUAL!! WOOOHOO!

kayss. got to go piss myself off again. and pull all my hair out. there's a damn biochem lecture quiz tomorrow.. goods byes babes.

WANTEDDDDD!!!!! =DDDDD

2008-07-04T23:19:00.004+08:00

Alright! its the happy weekends again!!! but this 2 supposedly happy days are being dedicated to work and work and work and work and work. got to complete PBL, and all those dumb tutorials and there is a FPATH test on mondayyy! ahhhh! i need to take in more vitamin C. brings down the damn stress level.

lala's spastic!! LOL!! <3

oh... and the movie WANTED is damnnnnnn GOOD! OOOOO! angelina jolie really has a very hot body. oooooooo.. lifted my sad sad sad so sad mood! hahahA!

School's fun, as usual with my new classmates and the bitches!

During Biochem lab this week, we had to handle concentrated sulphuric acid. Smoke came out from the test tube once we drop it drop by drop into the test tube with other chemicals inside. coool shit! haha.. and as future doctors and scientists, hanwei, chris, peyton and i decided to try out how strong H2SO4 really is... and lo and behold... it burnt a hole in the serviette or napkins or whatever you call that piece of thing. hahaha! han wei dropped a couple of drops at first.. then we dont see any reaction.. so he dropped more.. and then he started to eat off the paper and sip through it! and we all started to panic. HAHAHA! and i laughed so much that i think some H2SO4 that evaporated went into my mouth. later throughout the whole day i had skin irritation! both my shoulders were hot and red and itchy.. then my fingers became itchy.. then my face became itchy.. and i became a monkey. lab's so fun with crazy and fun classmates! and of course. lab's fun with mr zhang pengchi! he basically doesnt give a shit! Apparently one of my lab classmate suffered a burnt from conc. H2SO4 last year. got a black black mark on his hands. and he was wearing gloves then. scary shit. no wonder scientists earn so much. their live is in danger every single day.. once they step into the lab, halleiluya. must buy alot alot of insurance.

oh yea, this is the burnt thing thing. we stopped it cuz we are chickens. HAHAA!

The clan accompanied me to wait till the clock strikes 7pm. had to go for dance practice, but didnt want to go home. so they all SWEETLY accompanied me, every thurs and fri! sooo sweet right....... =))

and we played....... DARE & DARE in the god damn LIBRARY. hahahahahahaha!!

we laughed sooo much that we irritated basically EVERYONE in level 3. they probably felt like stuffing their shoes, socks, underwears into our mouths. lol!!

the lucky me didnt get any dares at all! haha!

lala's dare: go into the boy's toilet and take a picture of the urinal.

priya's dare: first dare was to go into each and every cubicle of cable tv and pace back and forth infront of the tv and before she walk off, stand in front of the tv and block their view. LOL! then we changed it to her walking right into the cubicle and knock on the wall, and put her ear next to the wall and listen. but eventually, the dare that she did was standing on the so-called ladder in the middle of level 3 where everyone can see her, and she stood at the highest point and count till 10 secs. oh my god. she really did look like an idiot. HAHAHA! go pri go!!!!

heider's dare: to walk up to this guy using the computer, and stare into the computer with his face right next to the user. HAHAHA! this one is classic!

priya and stella's second team dare: go up to this basketballer and say this,"hi, i'm priya and i'm stella. can i have your number? can i have it? can i have it? can i have your number? can i have it? can i have it? with the irritating face and irritating voice. and their hands must have to yoyoyo action! but!! this is the only dare that failed!! cuz the basketballer was too serious and scary! hahaha! and the two of them got scared!

and we ended the whole thing after that failed dare.. and we all created a stupid story. haha! with us sitting in a circle and saying one word each. its damnnnn funny! how it can turn out to be a story.

a well grown pink rose plant and one that is erm... rotten? HAHAHA! and check out fidelia's hands! haha! she's DEAD! got poisoned!

staying HAPPY! =D

SAD =(

2008-07-02T20:10:00.007+08:00

Pri's new wonder phone! =D)

Its been a busy and suayyyyy disgusting week. and its only wednesday today. @#$%^&*(*&^%$# hope this is NOT just the beginning. tomorrow's gonna be a long F-ing day. from 8am to 4pm with only an hour break from 12 to 1. and........ paul chong got to take that one hour break away from us. tomorrow we are all going to be angels, GOD... dont need to eat...

one thing that i learnt: people are scary, humans are scary. you dont know what they are thinking. and whats the purpose they do those strange things that hurt others. and the best part, they smile and be all nice and sweet to you. but behind those smiles and laughters, they hide a huge collection of knives ranging from very blunt to very sharp, short to long and plus guns of all kinds. oh.. and maybe some grenades too. heh..

taken like tennn thousand years ago!! last semester!!
the pic yo, Big butt!

honestly, you really never fail to make me soooo confuse and sooooo frustrated and sooooo lost! i so bet you're talking about andrea the bitch right now. but you know what. i really dont care anymore. cuz you make me hate you. and to think i loved you so so so much. and now i hate you as much. and yes, you are the first person i HATE. i'm super duper disappointed with you! =( =( =(

ALVIN, SIMON & THEODORE!

2008-06-24T23:08:00.004+08:00

You can call me outdated and disgusting... but...... i just watched this movie... after about.... 10 thousand years? HAHA!

I LOVE..... ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS!! OH MY HOLY SHIT!!!! they are GOD DAMN CUTE!!!!!!!!! wahhhhh.. seriously.. theodoreeee is sooooooo adorable. i just want to reach into the tv and pinch his hairy chubby cheeks. and simon....... ahhhhhh... his specs. alvin..... mmmm.. a little not very attractive to me.. cuz my brother's sitting beside me and irritating me.. when the David Seville shouts for alvin, that alvin beside me will answer! oh my god. irritating meeeeeee! and spoiling the cutteee movie!! damn it.

today's a happy day. i dont know why.. feel light and happy! tomorrow's gonna be a long and dreadful day... i hope my nose dont get into my way for dance tomorrow. my first time back after like say... 6 months? or is it 8? am really dreading exercise of sticking my face to the mirror. damnn it. damn it.. why did i ever sign up again. for the SLIM FIGURE! i will stick my face to the mirror! endure the pain! ignore the cough and occasional flying mucous! yes! =(

i'm gonna watch the forensic plus police show alreadyy! i'm addicted! i love HK DRAMAS!! good byes everyones. and of course, congratulations priya ning! top scorer! =D

Under the sea

2008-06-22T22:35:00.008+08:00

A walk under the sea! =)

sea horse!

the giant grouper!!

that i resemble! HAHA!

DUGONG =)

Jap giant 8 legged crab

jelly fishesss

sentosa-ed, sick, loving it!

2008-06-22T21:13:00.011+08:00

YOYOYO!!
i changed my skin AGAIN. cuz ALL my friends are IT idiots... they cannot understand SIMPLE instructions to the COOL blog.... HAHAHA! so i have to stick to this OHHH-SO-SIMPLE blogskin... heh heh.... JOKING LA.. the BKL gang sharpening their knives now..

kkkk.. i cant seem to upload pictures of the fishes!!! damn it. i think too many pictures already.. i'll try it again in another post. BB's waiting.. cant let her wait too long. later she butt-slam me. HAHA!

Sentosa-ed with BKL yesterday! and i fell sick right after that. i stupidly didnt drink a drop of plain water. but its ok!! we got to think on the bright side. i might lose weight! vera lost 5kg, shufen lost 1kg after they recovered from their illness. i might end up losing 6kg! HAHAHAHA!

it was fun fun fun yo with the babes as usual.. we walked sooooooo much. i think the total footsteps count would tally up to the number of footsteps that we walked for the past 19 years that we've been alive.

seen ladies of different sizes and colours in bikinis. and we came to a conclusion that chinese girls, are really ugly. oh man. i should have reincarnated to some middle eastern country or western country. HAHA. oh yeah! and not forgetting that chinese guys are really disgusting too. ok, i shouldnt sterotype but priya and i were pretty shock to come down to this conclusion too.

underwater world's as amazing as it always is. i loveeee that place. its such an irony that i really hate fishes. they are disgustingly disgusting that no other words can describe. well.. now i start to find myself equally disgusting.. -.-

In the tunnel, i observed that people like to reach out and touch the surface of the tunnel when the fishes swim really close. mmmm.. like they can touch them. and usually, these people arent the ones that stick their hands into the touch pool. HAHAHA!

and i think one dugong died! the other time i went with lania, clifford and julian. there were 2 dugongs! and now there is only one dugong left. sad sad.. maybe the other got too tramatised by the kids there. and dugongs = mermaid! sailors apparently mistook dugongs as mermaids as they are able to stand upright in the waters. dolphins can do that too! why nobody ever mistaken dolphins as mermaids. kkk. i know. its cuz of the distinctive mouth or is it nose of the dolphins. k, i'm stupid.

while waiting for the dolphin show to start............ we camhored like whores... really....... LOL!

sponge bob and patrick were there at sentosa too.
fullstop, BB

pri love!

stella baybeh!

the world's no.1 tripping over nothing champion!
haha! bb took this pic cuz fullstop took with big gulp and think its damn nice.

so asked bb to take also.. HAHAHA!

hahaha!! they laughed so much. look at my face. it looks like the giant grouper.

Went town with fullstop the day before! haha.. laughed and laughed. and yeah... thats probably the only thing two of us always do..

she doing stupid things AGAIN.. as usual...

k.... the two of us are dead broke. serious. HAHA! on the way to town, we were discussing how to save money and da bao to school from home.. so that we dont have to spend money... and withdraw only 20 bucks for that week and then keep the atm card at home.... the two of us are sooo disgusting.. HAHAHA! we ended up spending 35 dollars EACH for just a lunch. disgusting. disgusting. just like fishes.

we went to eat... our favourite.... KOREAN CUISINE!! hahaha!

we could have just simply spend 17 bucks each. but we chose the more expensive one. and ended up stuffing our faces with food.

the side dishes!

the half chicky left which jess stuffed her face with. BY HERSELF. haha!
ooooo. whole table fooood!
and compare with this table beside ours.. a couple ate this. soo little!!

trying to be different.. HAHA!

oh yes. check this out. my friend's fingers. look how much they can be twisted!!!! >.<

and also. not forgetting to curse the banglas over at my house area. they think that my estate is their bangladesh! every night at 9pm will put fireworks. CRAZY. hahaha! every night i got fireworks to enjoy. not like its those damn nice type... those cheap cheap fireworks. i wonder when will they get caught and get send back home. hahaha!

changed blogskin! =)

2008-06-19T14:41:00.002+08:00

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FUNNNNNN

2008-06-17T22:30:00.012+08:00

MAAF! =D it means.... SORRY IN MALAY! hahahaha! took my peabrain sooooo long to get this word right! i pronounced it right at first " MA-AF". after talking talking and talking... i pronounced it confidently as "MA-HAN". then.... after more talking and walking.. i pronounced it repeatedly as "SA-AF".. aper JER...

today aint a word day for the TTMP (think too much people) especially me. just a few hours only.. i made like jokes with my a little twisted tongue.

rice becomes lice

loose becomes looth

wanted to say thank you to the waitress. i confidently say "thanks kyou!"

and pri spotted this guy from the dance floor.. and she told stella. but they couldnt remember the title of the show is called dance floor. and i told them,"so you think you dance floor."

and i think still got.. but all of us forgot already. lol.

swimming was GOOD. =)
stella and jessica got soooo crazy over the slide. young kids... *shakes head* and junior just farted. basket. always fart know. and his fart ar... SOOOO SMELLY. THAT ITS 10 TIMES WORSE THAN STELLA'S BURP. hahahahaha! and anyway, junior's fine! dont think he's dying anytime soon.. so dont worry.. dont have to come for his wake..

oh and when we decided to go and bathe.. pri and i kept pushing jess and stella back into the waters. lol! soooo funny! they pull themselves up, then we push them in. and the last time pri pushed stella in, stella fell on jess, butt-face CLASH! and half of jess' face numb... and she suffered an abrasion right smack at the middle of her forehead. pooors things. she super accident prone. and super blurrrr.. oh my god..... soooo nice to wack. =X JOKING LA.. i know what fullstop is going to say now ," you see, that andrea. everytime say i very poor thing let people bully. right after she say that, she will wack me on my arm. and now, everytime is she bully me lo... =(" HAHAHA! and she'll give that innocent face. and i swear, fullstop. you're smiling at the rectangle thing that's glowing infront of you right... you're smiling at it right........... i knew it. this smile is meant for me right....... HEH HEH! <3

the next two days... gonna slack at my mum's office and get paid for that. oooooooooo.. cant wait for my payy to come. i'm dead broke. and cant wait for school to reopen! my mama promise to give me more cash... and i've not been buying any clothes or accessories. i SWEAR. i think there's something wrong with me. i've grown up. matured. this is a sign that i'm going to do well for my semestrals. HAHAHAHA! bullshit.

and my mum bought me this UV light thing to.... attract those mosquitoes and...... ELECTROCUTE them! haha! when they get fly in.. you can hear the "tzztzz" sound. DAMN SHIOK! hahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! we wanted to act the MILO advertisement. and jessica in action (FALLING) her favourite thing! HAHA!

FOX!!! SWEETS!! I'M LIKE SOOO INTO THIS NOW! i eat this 24/7 yo!

i'm gonna get diabetes and die.

k k k.. look at this.. and guess its purpose.

the side view..

and the front view...

model wanna-be

am doing her a great favour! if anybody from ikea notice her,
might wanna consider her!

cute bear bear sofa? chair?
the awwww-so-sweet lacy mirror
alright alright! introducing...... the CRIMINAL.

JESSICA PANG HUIMIN aka FULLSTOP

the tag reads: DON'T LOOK AT MY HAIR.

tag reads: I SAID, DONT LOOK AT MY HAIR YOU BASKET!
aye.. sorry ar. my IT skills suck really badly ar.. i cannot seem to enlarge the damn font for the "necklace" HAHA! so cannot be seen. PARDON my peabrain and mylow IQ.

she's shy..

kkkkkkk! another one! introducing.....

the world's NUMBER 1 yogurt!

TRY IT!! swensens- yogurt with FRESH LYCHEE and MANGO.

if you want to try yogurt tasting like...

CLAMS or OYSTERS.. those smelly smelly fishy smell...

or...

you want your yogurt to taste like STALE SUSHI....
DONT FORGET TO TRY THE YOGURT. remember to mix it with FRESH LYCHEE and FRESH MANGO! =)

overnight majong session at my house. HAHA!
i knocked out at 4am. ting, maine, nel continued till 7am.
CRAZYYY PEOPLE! lol!!

maaf babes! i cannot take it. you guys know...... i've got a long day.... HAHA!

THE END

junior's sick!

2008-06-12T22:19:00.003+08:00

Am suppose to go swimming with nic and vera tomorrow.. but i'm not sure if i can make it anymore... :( havent tell them yet though..

JUNIOR IS SICK! =( =( ='(

He doesnt want to eat now.. and the day before yesterday he kept shitting blood out... =( and is not shit with blood on it know... its like mensturating blood out from the anus yo! and junior happen to be a guy. (though a little sissy now without his balls..) soooo sad.. empress dowager said to wait for a day and see how it goes.. yesterday he didnt shit cuz he didnt eat at all.. today, some dumb little boy came over to my house with his mother, my dad's friend. and fed junior a whole big piece of chocolate. what a stupid idiot fucker. i hate kids that age. and that chocolate is MINE! >-( not some cheap chocolate somemore. stupid kid. he'll have his retribution. and after eating the chocolate. junior's running a temperature now. that brainless kid.. come my house again, i will castrate him, break fingers and toes one by one, make him eat the equally disgusting fishes that are swimming in the pond LIVE - free sashimi.

most probably taking him to the vet tomorrow.. and vera and nic's gonna like skin me alive. damn it. sorrrrry PRETTIES... =(

i can just dieeee. i really want to swim. that boy should just die la. really. really.. i mean REALLY.

my poor little junior.. =(

10 dollarss!

2008-06-10T22:25:00.004+08:00

SWAM! =)

and................ something extaordinary happened in the pool yo! i tell you....... nobody can guess this. i swear.

i was swimming towards maine. And she kept waving over to me. so when i came up to breathe, i see her waving. then i went back into the waters. and came up again to breathe, i see her waving to me to go over again. this process repeatedly happened for about 5 times. HAHA! i thought her clip came off or something. and when i finally reached her side..... she pointed to a piece of wet and soggy reddish-orange paper lying at the pool side and said "i picked this up in the pool!" and i looked closely........ its a...............

10 DOLLAR NOTE!

haha! we were so excited! WHOA!! FREE CASH YO!! then we were like thieves like that. we hurriedly climbed out of the pool and hid the note in maine's bag. hahaha! and.... we planned for hog's breath immediately! contacted grace to meet us there and ting cancelled her tuition. and......... in no time, our asses were all planted at hog's! maine's favourite HOG'S! hahahaha!

we thought we were going to use the 10 dollars to pay off the 1/20th portion of the bill.. until........... grace ong got to tell us this scary story of not to anyhow pick things up from the streets. HAHAHAHA! and ours like from the pool! WORSE! who the hell will drop 10 bucks into a swimming pool? and this triggered off the start of a series of ghost stories.... and we getting scared and screaming in hog's.

in the midst of one story, this waitress came and placed a coaster on the table. she flipped to the back which is plain and there's a note on it. i forgot what's exactly written on it la. but its something like this bartender wants to know us. and just write on the coaster.. no free drinks...... like... what only............ HAHA! and its sooo not the right timing... we were in the midst of a ghost story yo!

oh. and maine's damn funny la.. for the moment when i wanted to type about the waitress placing a coaster on the table, i forgot the term for it. i cannot recall that a coaster is called a coaster. so i asked her through msn.

i asked "aye! what do you call the thing you put under a cup?"
she answered "padding.."

LOL LOL LOL!! =D

and btw, we were all chickens. so we decided to donate the 10 dollars to the china earthquake thing.. we do GOOD DEEDS YO!!! =D

lovesss,
andreaaa

after termmm test!

2008-06-07T22:22:00.002+08:00

Hello everybody. especially to my most loyal fan, nel nel! heard you've been waiting for the newest "quick-news-report" post! =D *TOUCHED DEEP DEEP* HEEEE..

anyways....

ITS THE OH-SO-SHORT-HOLIDAYS AGAIN!!!!

well well.. term test.... mmmm... first few papers, not so bad. AIMM's like the killer yo! Like anyother BMS/BIO coolios out there, we cannot believe that......

HIV DID NOT APPEAR IN THE PAPER!!!!! wah... i studied and memorised each and every word for HIV. cuz my tutor STRESSED that its soooooo F-ing important.
no amount of fucks and shits and asshole and basket and bitches and sluts and whores and what-so-ever can be cursed to make all of us feel better. the paper's jijik! (haha! if i spelled that correctly! >.<)

well, its a natural reaction for people to sympathise and all. even if deep in your heart you think that i'm stupidly dumb for not studying everything or what, any sane person would say something nice and appealing to the ears. i tell you.... this one guy. just this guy. who LOVES to be different from the rest. breaks mys hearts yos. breaks my teeny weeny heart so many times. =(

kkkkk. HECK HIM. >-( heh...

Suppose to swim with maine, ting and hsiang. but......... heavy rain yooo! and it refused to stop! i was soooo god damn sad! soooooo sad... =( i've not swam for like 2 weeks plus to 3 weeks.. and i can feel my fats wobbling when i went for ballet yesterday. HAHA! jijik!

we ended up k-boxing! haha! cuz all of us cant seem to stop singing while shopping and waiting for the rain to stop. soooo... to E-HUB'S K-BOX! =D

we played and shouted more than we sang. haha! poor neighbours and the workers there. big butt, fullstop and mama bitch came over to e-hub to meet me after that!! went tm to "find" tibet king's present. and down to my house after that.

the pets met up with my pets for the first time. =) and they loveeee them. hahaha! bebe's like the "hot" dog. everyone loves him. why ar? he's damn f-ing noisy. like NOW. he's barking non-stop now. for like... NO REASON? lol! junior's soooo much more obedient and cute and sissy and oh sooooo adorable.... yeah, nobody likes my hamsters. the new ham ham loveeeee exercising at night. the whole night starting from 5pm, he'll start to run till the next morning about 5am. HONESTLY. I SWEAR! lol. and the wheel is a little rusty or i dont know what.. it keeps making squeaky noises. it got fullstop and big butt really pissed off. ( as usual...... =D)

dinnered, disturbed each other, little massage session by fullstop. and the little hassle that fullstop and big butt created to hide my VERY VERY BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT. lol!!! about 2 months late yo. thank you SOOOOO MUCH BKL!!! better late than never yo! hahahaha! considering that we see each other almost everyday and we're so close, ya, you guys should face the wall for tonight and do just a little teeny bit of soul-searching. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i can imagine big butt's face now. prolly gonna slap my face with her ass. and captain's pointing middle finger at the com. fullstop singing the song "wei she mo zhe yang zhi...." aussie's probably too busy with bombarding people with emoticons on msn. HAHAHA!

and all of a sudden, i feel like those online blog sellers! hahaha! i loveee my FRIENDS YO! they're like waitinggg for this blog post now. hahaha!! MAINE MAINE.... I LUBESSS YOU LONG LONG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

big butt on the phone. check out her feet. she think that the library's her house. walk around bare-footed.

so, i decided to teach her a lesson. HAHAHAHHA! i kept her shoe. took a picture of it. and gave it to her as a clue.... to bb's shoe hunting!!! =D
captain was soooo facinated with this handicap toilet.

she didnt know it existed. its right at AS concourse. first lift lobby.

bedok reservoir's earth quake. Please donate.

K-box!

of course.... the meet up session at giraffe with the lovelies!

THE END

<3 monsoon!

2008-05-27T22:24:00.003+08:00

Oh my god. i tell you...........

Wiki is such a bitch. And that vet tech guy, has been editing the frontpage for gazillion years. he got so many things to add. and i need to upload the powerpoint slides. and i want to go and sleep. and he's hogging the dumb wiki. and nobody else can edit the wiki. and the worse thing is. At the top of the wiki, it reads "This page is being editted by XXXXXXXXX but he havent touch the page for more than 5 minutes." DANG.... i tell you... i refreshed the frontpage for 1000000000 times already. and it still read "This page is being editted by XXXXXXXXX but he havent touch the page for more than 5 minutes."

He must be shitting. so i'm going to steal the lock from him. ARGH. and i'm going to go school on thursday, and see who the hell is XXXXXXXXX.

oh, yeah. and i found an eyecandy. HAHAHA! but i will never get to see him ever again. Cuz he's just considered a passer-by. DAMN IT. DAMN IT. i hope he's from TP...... HAHAHA! sorry about that. i NEED to divert my attention yo.

<3 monsoon!

keep that chant going..

2008-05-27T01:12:00.002+08:00

I feel like the world's smelliest poo.

I need to get out of the toilet bowl yo.

and you, gotta stop haunting me.

i need my life back.

gotta keep that chant going yo.

-ugly duckling-

WHAT A SAD WEEK

2008-05-25T00:00:00.005+08:00

This week's such a sad week. =(

I've forgotten what happened. everything happened so fast. and so many shits happened.
Multiple deadlines, quizzes after quizzes, tests after tests, tons and tons of assignments. Dumb presentation. And not forgetting the damn damn damn damn DAMN irritating e-learning fpath. For IT idiots like me, we seriously have alot of difficulty.

And to add on to all these troubles, there comes all these unwanted problems which is so difficult to handle: friendship problems and of course, my confusing and so very troubled relationship problem. I swear, i would exchange 100 e-learning fpath assignments for one of my bestie back and to solve the boy trouble which is really scratching my teeny weeny heart now.

A lighter note, i think i'm starting to enjoy going for my ballet classes again, plus an addition toning up class with my ballet beauties! and i cant wait for the school dance classes to resume. cursed, sweared and slapped myself 34578654 times for quitting the dance in school. but honestly, i'm building alot of muscles now. which means... the figures on the weighing scale's not going decrease.. and i basically cannot and will never get my old figure back. =(

and..... i'm going to get my loafers on monday. i tell you.... if its out of stock.. i will chop off my pinky. i NEED that pair of loafers. you know.. for that loafers, i swallowed down this damn fucking disgusting dessert in Shang palace. it nearly cost my life. thanks to my oh so wonderful mother. one of the days last week, we went shopping. everybody in my family bought at least one thing except for ME. POOR ME. POOR DISGUSTING ME. i couldnt find anything to buy! like how? how to not find anything to buy!! you tell me... i looked around SOOO HARD with my teeny weeny beady eyes, desperately trying to find something nice. just nice is enough. dont need to be perfect. i just NEED to get something. LOL. and yay! i found this pair of loafers. i tried on, damn damn damn damn X 100000 times comfortable. but.. its 100 odd. i told my oh so wonderful mother that i've found something to buy. she said ok.. and looked at the price.. then she said,"100 plus leh girl.." so being the oh so very good girl, i said "its ok lor.. then dont buy." HAHAHA!

and after about 2 hours, i bloody regret.

at that time, we were already at Shang palace having dinner. It was already the last course, which is the damn damn damn damn bloody disgusting dessert. I told my mother that i want that loafers. then she said ok, she'll get it. i was happy la. obviously. then when i brought the first spoonful of that damn damn damn damn bloody disgusting dessert into my mouth, i almost spat it out. YUCKS. i refused to eat it. and my mother used the loafers to threaten me! wah... i tell you...... my mother... is so wonderful... and i licked the bowl dry. lol!!

Graduation day!

please pardon her.. she think that she's a singer.

BIG BUTT & our AUSSIE FRIEND

look! i got 2 bodyguards! hahahaha!

what a coincidence..

ok, everybody.. let me introduce to you...

the world's most most most fucking disgusting DESSERT!
from shang palace - shang-ri la
dont be deceived by its appearance..
i love oh so beautiful toilets!

mummy and papa!

this cup just reminds me of the one with the red stain. LOL!

The month of May is cursed.

THE END

FAT FAT FAT ME..

2008-05-17T23:30:00.005+08:00

I'm so black now.. that i think i can blend in with the bangla workers around my estate... i'm one of them now! yay!! racial harmony! =)

and i've got so much work to do.. and i cant seem to bring myself to complete them.. my small little teeny weeny heart was shattered a couple of hours ago, by my relatives. you see, something about family gatherings - its cursed. everytime they see me. their description of how fat i am gets worse.. their vocabulary increases and who they compare me with gets wider horizontally. my weight can still be read on the weighing scale man... chills you, aunties yo!

majong session among the sisters.. and i realised that.. my gorgeous perfect mummy is sooo SLOW. hahaha! mmm... she calls herself stupid. (P.S i never say anything! =D ) i love my mummy!! heh..

look at the small little crayfishes! sooo tiny!

i've not seen such tiny ones.. and yeah, i'm so into crayfishes!

they are soooooooooooooo NICE!

Majong with 1/2 of PC =)

nel....
maine...
ting....

swimming again..

we really do look like the maids there.. HAHA! dang.

check out my new haircut.

HAHAHA! damn it man! this picture came too late...

past few days god damn tired... couldnt blog..

or i would have caught many of you.. HAHAHA!

vera... its a WIG!

many bangles...

EVEN MORE BANGLES...

THE END

dumb mosquitoes

2008-05-16T11:48:00.000+08:00

My house is a MASSIVE BREEDING GROUND for mosquitoes. I've got so many HOLES on my big hands, large arms, huge calves, humongous stomach and gi-mongous thighs. i scratch so much till my scalp also itchy. i think that DUMB black little six long legs inserted that long needle-like thing into my peabrain.

Its ccn day. what a big huge crowd. and i spent so much money. withdrew 30 bucks and spent all. i tell you... i can commit suicide. maybe the mosquitoes can suck all my blood away.

i bought a small little plant for mummy! =D

bought accessories.

Had a "tatoo" with my chinese name.

ate a thousand and one things.

and... i just realise why i keep scratching my stupid scalp.

CUZ I BLOODY FORGOT TO WASH MY HAIR TODAY. FFFFFFFFF! i cant believe i'm so disgustingly disgusting. i've got a reason OK! let me say my story..........

in the morning, i was in a rush... cuz i didnt want to be late for aimm lecture. or else that not so nice teacher will scold, take matric card and say," late ar late ar? why why? why are you always late? give me your matric card." and give you that irritating look.

and expect you to give a equally irritating answer like," oh. i forgot the way to school."

"oh. the uncle said i wasnt good-looking enough to board the bus."

or maybe...

" oh. i wanted you to scold me and take my matric card and NOTICE me.. cuz i'm sooooo in love with you..." HAHAHAHA!

and i thought i would wear a cap to school today. so i didnt wash my hair in the morning like what i usually do. i just bathed. then when i came home... i was so excited to show my mother and brother my "tattoo". but this tattoo got a very very very very very bad point: it will be washed off once in contact with soap and water. so, i wrapped it with the transparent waterproof food wrapper.. went many many rounds and i looked like i was preparing for a liposuction or some huge fats removing course. its on the underside of my forearm. too excited, forgot that i havent wash my hair for the day. HAHA! lucky i didnt do that "tattoo" at the back of my neck like what priya did. can you imagine how i'm going to protect it from touching soap and water?! wrap my whole neck. HAHAHA!

love,
peabrain

single single single single!!!

2008-05-14T23:31:00.006+08:00

Went out for a walk with fullstop and big butt. we were supposed to study after school. and just 5 mins after meeting them that morning in school, they decided to go orchard instead. primarily cuz fullstop got to pass her timesheet la. hahaha! so we've got a reason.

when we were in the toilet waiting for big butt to let out some bombs, this guy walked into the ladies'. i didnt see him actually. i only saw him through the corner of my eye. fullstop said he saw us and made a U-turn. later still purposely turn back to look at us again. like we had shit on our faces. so.. as usual, WE laughed.

ok babes, look at that glass below. and see if you can make out what is the red mark. is it a red blood stain? chilli oil stain? or is it simply just a pattern?

i spotted this red thing first. i looked at it and made a small fuss. lol.
"eh eh eh!!!" said pea brain.
both fullstop and big butt looked.
"its just a pattern." said fullstop.
"no its not!" said pea brain.
big butt decided to do some testings. she used her finger and lightly tapped on the glass...
and she shouted "eh EH EH!!!!"
"its just a pattern!!" said fullstop again.
big butt ignored her, picked up a tissue and wiped at that "stain" repeatedly. lol!!!
" ITS JUST A PATTERN!!!!!!" screamed fullstop.

and yes.. its just a pattern. HAHAHAHA!! what a ugly pattern that looks like a damn stain.

Met up with maine and von later in the evening to catch.....

What happens in VEGAS!!

good old nice romance cum comedy. well, thats like my first time back in cineleisure to watch a movie since 3 years ago. its hell packed man.. lol.

before the movie, we went to the ladies'. maine and i walked in front. von behind. i dont know who led who, whether is it i led maine or she led me, into the gents. we stepped in and stood at the door for like 5 seconds. well, my pea brain was blank. i dont know about her big and full of folds and furrow brain. with my accurate estimation and precise guess, it should be blank too. HAHA! and the worse part, there was this guy standing right behind us. and we were blocking the entrance/exit to the gents. then von's voice broke the blankness in my brain. LOL! "why are you two going to the gents?" mmmmm..... MMMMMM...... KARMA. karma always looks for me. i tell you........ and its immediate type. same day, it'll happen. and its on the same thing. just like the underwear incident. =(

Half way through the movie, i received a call. and then.... i came to a conclusion.....

S is for...........................................................................

SINGLE!

single single single SINGLE!

welcome andrea the great into the single's club! yay!!!! like finally.... its over!! haha!

and yes pretties, i'm fine.. just that this got to happen to me twice and its caused by the same guy. and i found out that... "once bitten twice shy" doesnt apply to me. LOL! and.... dont ask me what happened ok... i know after reading this... EVERYBODY is going to ask me. LOL. who initiated it? what happened? HAHA! cuz, i'm like quite traumatized by how much he changed. and i really, i have no idea what was going on. hahaha! we went out the day before happily and not knowing that the next day, we're both single. maybe he knew.. who knows.. but i dont. and it felt like i got slapped 10000000 times on my face and 2000000 times on my boobies and 3000000 on my ass. so... give me a break first k. maybe 10 years later, i can try to account everything out again. HAHA! and please prevent from mentioning kenneth to me and amongst you pretties to prevent more trouble, cuz i might end up in fits and die by choking on my own saliva. alright. thats about it. and special thanks to priya ning and her friends, shin yi and cheryl! =) loveeeeeeeeeessss!

check out this creature.. lol! i found it at the 7th level of library's ladies'. mama bitch says it looks like its from the dinosaur era. and priya ning agrees with full force! LOL!

THE END

what a bad bad day...

2008-05-12T21:58:00.005+08:00

Today is such a bad day..

it all started with my dream... i dreamt that i was damn late for a math test which is on another island. and panicked and got stressed out and woke up in shock. lol. i actually already forgot my dream. but its something along those lines. when i looked into the mirror..... i spotted 5 NEW PIMPLES. like wtfffffffff...

when i reached school, i suddenly got pains in my stomach. those diarrhoea type. but it's already 9am and my fpath test starts at 9am. so i had to endure that pain and sit for the test and while writing and thinking, i was feeling the shit at the brink of my anus. i hurriedly completed the test, and went to to toilet to let out some watery bomb. when i'm all set and ready to fire, no bullets came out. the whole shit feeling was gone. so i went out of the toilet. just when i walked out a few steps, the feeling came again. so i went back in. but hell, the feeling went away when i went back to the toilet! i was cursing at that damn shit while walking out. i saw zahidah and melvin outside of the toilet sitting at the staircase. so i went over to them... and the shit feeling came again... @#$%&^%$#@@$% I TELL YOU........ i told myself, i shouldnt get conned by my cunning shit again. so i didnt go to the toilet immdiately. but.... i cannot take it... i went to another toilet and sat there till my cunning shit decides to see daylight.

there's aimm quiz. @#$%&**&% and i didnt study for it. haha! its all facts. so i basically couldnt answer them. those teachers, really know... they cant communicate very well.. nobody knows whether its a tutorial quiz or lecture quiz. and now, the people with tutorial on mondays suffers... and thats me. =(

when break time finally came... i was so god damn hungry... and i realise i've got no cash with me.. @#$%&&%$# had to draw money.. so i walked all the way to the atm machine. i QUEUED the damn bloody long queue under the hot scorching sun.. when it was finally my turn.... i inserted my card... it read "this atm cannot dispense cash" WAH.... I TELL YOU.............. my whole day is CURSED. i knock the machine and said something quite loudly la.. haha! fidelia and wakefield said everybody there turned and looked at me. damn it. damn it. and, poor me didnt eat. =( cuz i got no money.... =(

the day dragged on.... and finally its 4pm. yay. end of school. went to cheers to eat maggie mee. somewhere that can pay by nets... and i realise i paid for some people and they havent pay me back. jessica and i were like gluttons. we each had a cup noodles and we shared another one. and ate chips and drank. and at 5, we went to play badminton. lol! it was damn fun. at 6, went to play tennis. and at 7, we went to watch the cheerleaders "fly". and at 8, we went home...

what a BAD BAD BAD BAD DAY. =(

THE END

quiz quiz quiz...

2008-05-09T23:41:00.006+08:00

YOOOO! i'm like about dead soon. i really hate going to school.. i dont understand why we must have so many quizzes. and make all of us feel stupid. ok.. maybe its just pea brain. HAHA! i cant believe i editted the fpath shit. and i got a bloody LOW.... must be my name not appealing enough.. LIM XIN HUI ANDREA. does it look nice? not really ar.. mmmm... must be it. HAHA!
next week's the quiz week. DAMN IT. DAMN IT.

this semester's subjects can drive any sane person to insanity. and thats me. the innocent sane young little girl. am turing into a 80 year old insane old lady. i have so many things in mind! i have to study and have to watch my DUMB WEIGHT. i've exercised so much, i cant believe i just lost 1 pathetic kg. i need a new weighing machine. i think mine's too childish.. its nightmare before christmas' weighing machine. yeah yeah.. nightmare---> 765432345678 kg. links. =)

ballet almost killed me just now. after so many years.... i almost fell. LOL!! was doing pointe work. its either legs are getting a little too strong for my one year old shoe or i'm too gi-mongously huge. HAHAHA! the centre of gravity not there. i sort of broke the left side of the pointe shoe. and... it became so kinda soft.. well, when i turn on pointe with it. wooooooooo... i felt so off, like i'm falling. HAHA! lucky my balancing skills still there.. am i getting clumsier due to too much fatty acids and ketone bodies? highly possible. just like the dumb audition. oh, i got into dance again btw. LOL! wanna see a close up hippopotamus dancing? come over to the studio man! you'll see one by the name of andrea lim! you may call me: hippo lim. =)

look at this cute thing...... haha! thats me. =)

just look at the two retards beside me... LOL!

big ass and mama bitch!

this crazy shit. bus was damn packed! and she can pose and take picture.

beside the bus driver..

and this was the day... when fidelia the shit KNOCKED HER HEAD on the bus pole.. HAHAHAHAH!!! and it was the day when i LAUGHED soooo loud on the crowded bus.

it was so funny.... her face.. HAHAHA! head on man!! and i saw it face on! HAHAHA! whatever... i dont know what i'm talking about.. =(

the forever alseep guy.. lol

aight! its 12am! hippo the cinderella is going to bed.

BYEEE!

slapped real hard on the face.

2008-05-07T00:00:00.003+08:00

Yo sexays!!! i'm so glad i'm finally slapped awake. oooo! that was a really hard hard slap!

and thank god for all the besties i've got. they made the darkest day (today) of my life end happily. though my whole 6th may was like shit. since 1.15am onwards till 11.30pm.

at least i had a peaceful 1 hour and 15 mins start and a laughing happily half an hour ending. =D

thank you maine maine, for listening and giving your advice! and maine sent best wishes and support from the whole pc! =D

thank you lania lee neh neh pokkkk! for helping me through the day. for helping me ask clifford and all. though we both tried to prevent a backstabbing case. haha! and also thankkk you for giving me all your advices and supporting my views and directions. meet up soon babe.. missing you loads.. =D

thank you fidelia lee my one and only alien baby!! thank you for beinggg there!!! you're the nicest SHIT i've ever found in my toilet bowl!! the one that will always be there to help me scold anyone that bullies me. all your ccb, fuck you, knn. HAHA!

priiya NING! the girl who basically keeps saying the same thing over and over again. lol! and scolded me for being a weakling. thank you, i'm no longer a weakling. YOU ARE. hahahaha! =D i love weaklings!

jessica panggg! full stop brain miss swan! thanks for swimming with me.. and listening to all my shit throughout the day today. haha! and peyton wakefield too!! =D

veraaaaaaa!!!! where-ra..... haha! my adorable bestiie! thankkk you.. even though i've not told you the full story. HAHA! i'll tell you soon ok. i know you'll always be there.... loveeeeeee! =D

melvin tan the mother of all bitches!!! xie xie ni for listening to me emo.. and looking at me emo face when i'm desperately trying to convince you that i'm not emo-ing. HAHAHA!

stelllaaa santika siswandaaaa!!! you basically dont know what happened. you only know the beginning. HAHA! thats cuz we werent able to meet up today! will tell you soon huge ass!

and well.. i dont know if i've missed anyone out. haha. am kinda flying right now. when everyone started to send their regards and advices.. i started to tear uncontrollably. i've not been crying for sometime i guess. early this evening was crying with grieve. now, my face washed with tears from the heart... very touched! =)

ooo, a joke (inside):

i always describe my brain as a pea brain.
so today, i told jessica that i stare at the computer screen till my eyes become two lines. so she said her eyes are the size of 2 peas. then i told her thats bigger than my brain.

jess: i thought your brain is the size of full-stop
me: wah!! thats yours la! see, size of full-stop. cannot even make out which one is your own brain
jess:ya ya.. my galaxy is so mini thats why my brain is so small. packed with things.
me: full-stop of course packed with things la! full-stop is one black dot. inside all black black things.

and we all came to a conclusion that..... fidelia's brain is the size of a ju hao ( chinese fullstop). cuz inside all empty. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

another joke:

stella once told us, that when she was young, about 2 or 3 years old. she was walking around at home without her pants on. then walking walking walking. suddenly her shit dropped out. but she didnt know. so when she u-turned and walk back. she saw something on the floor that resembles hershey's chocolate. so she squat down and picked up the shit. she was about to put into her mouth when her mother shouted at her. LOL!!

then jessica was saying: do you know how to make your kids smart next time?
me: how?
jessica: put shit on the floor and make them pick up and try to eat it. but stop it at the very last moment.

HAHAHA! for people who dont know big butt, big butt is very very smart.... lol!

jessica: eh, you cannot swim too much you know.
me: why
jessica: cuz your pea brain will shrink due to osmosis. -.- -.- -.-

i dont know why i have weird friends... but yea... they are coolios man! hahaha!

THE END

=(((((((((

2008-05-06T21:04:00.002+08:00

I dont know what happened.

I dont know who exactly is involved.

I dont know when it happened.

I dont know why it happened.

I dont know how it happened.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I'm such an emo shit now.

I should just die.

and i really do love you.

angry..

2008-05-04T22:01:00.003+08:00

I can break his balls now.

cramping and numb-ing...

2008-05-01T23:46:00.003+08:00

What a good exercise we had today. lol. walking around orchard. from 2.30 to 7pm. i think i put a lot of weight on my right leg. now my right ass and right thigh's aching...

Bought the nice nice von's top from f21. what a "fruitful" day..

Yesterday's audition, was like the WORSE audition i've ever had in my entire life. holy..... embarrassing... i wasnt warmed up at all. we started the dance audition without any warm ups. ryan gave us a couple of eights. and we had to freestyle two eights. and.... half way through the dumb freestyle, my dumb pea brain somehow told my dumb limbs to launch forward to do some floorwork. but my dumb limbs decided to be numb at that instant and gave way. so i landed with a "BOOOOOONG" in a split. and i tell you.............. my dumb mouth had to say "AWWWWW...."

well, everyone saw. and i swear ryan thought i wasnt serious with the audition. lol. so........ i'll probably not get in.. =(

AND I WONT BE SKINNY EVER AGAIN! =(

my legs keep cramping up and getting numb nowadays. i think i'm going to die soon. Just had this talk with maine and von the other day, about: how the world's going to end. its ending soon. so everybody, dont study!! play!! spend all the money you have! hahaha!

why the world's gonna end before we get to find a job? in my opinion, its because, i cannot picture or imagine myself in the working society. and i cannot picture myself celebrating my 30th birthday. and of course, i cannot picture myself getting married and have kids.

how i wish....... i was only 3 years old. running around like an idiot without a care in the world...

THE END

swimming!!! and dumb nerds

2008-04-30T00:25:00.002+08:00

Swimming is addictive. =D

i'm swimming almost everyday now.. but i've not lost an inch or a kg. LOL! but its ok. i believe in PERSERVERANCE! and i'm joining back the dance in school. HAHAHA! what a loser. i have to undergo the auditions again. What a waste of my precious time. i dont have school tomorrow... and yet i have to go down specially for the auditions. For my slim and thin and beautiful future: YES, i should waste the transport money and my precious time and my well conserved energy for the audition.

i've swam on saturday, sunday and today(tuesday). tomorrow i'm swimming again. cool...... i'm beginning to learn to love the waters. considering the fact that i'm born with aqua-phobia? if that's like the scientific name for water-phobia. HAHAHA! pardon my pea brain.. heh.. when i was young, i'll always cry when i need to wash my hair. cuz, i dont like water to flow down my face. really. may seem dumb but i bet there are people around like that too! haha! i've probably drowned to death in my previous life.

And the school's dumb system is pissing the shit out of me. Honestly, science school is out of lecturers.. so if i end up jobless, i should just come TP to be a lecturer. First, they employ lecturers from vietnam, phillippines and now, CHINA. who speaks such excellently fluent english that we, students are lost 3/4 the time. And also, there's this whole subject that do not have any lectures or tutorials. everything is to be done online with the wiki thing. and worse of all, its examinable. like what the toooooooot... talking about lack of lecturers.. and i swore i will get a GPA 4 this sem.. thinking harder and more deeply with my little pea brain, its quite impossible. =(

And i'm quite disturbed by this discovery i've made: when one has more cellulites on her thighs, she'll be able to slide down slides easily. ----> someone please tell me this is bullshit. HAHAHAHAHA!

oh, and how can i forget to tell you people how i was bullied in school today by a NERD. hahahahaha! i'm such a dumb loser. i dont know who can be more dumb than i am. during lunch, ITAS was FULLY PACKED. so we were all searching for a place to plant our asses. i found a table, where this group of girls were about to leave. they carried their bags and took their soiled plates with them. just when i was about to step one step forward and my hand was already stretched out to pull the chair out.......... from afar......... this guy, or should i say ball-less guy, RAN towards the table and slammed his laptop bag on the table! he turned back and gestured to his friends to come over and sit. wah..... i STUNNED. hahahaha! i stoned there for a good one min. i fucking swear he's from china. let me describe his look: NERD face, ROUND ROUND specs, blue checkered shirt, very huge big cut jeans, blue sports shoes. and hunches when he walks. DISGUSTING. i've not used my finger to point at someone right at their face before. this afternoon was my first time. i was soooo god damn pissed off. i could really tear his dick apart and break his face. i think the people sitting around at ITAS at that time all knew what happened. and all knew i was fucking offended. he make me see him again in school... i will glare at him till his balls (if even possess any) roll out.

oh yeah. and my nickname a bunch of guys gave me: ball-biter. and yeah, in this group of guys that gave me that nickname, 2 are in my current class now. not very friendly people i should say. but its alright. i'm even more unfriendly. HAHA!

its good to look fierce. i learn to appreciate the fierce and unapproachable look my parents gave me. thank you papa and MAMA! =D

THE END

stopped dieting!!

2008-04-26T22:32:00.002+08:00

A very important announcement!

I'VE DECIDED TO STOP DIETING! hahaha!

went swimming today with jessica, stella, alien and melvin. basically played for 1 hour and 55 mins in the water and swam for 5 minutes. after that went to eat mcdonald's happy meal! =D before that, add mee pok and fruits! and honey dew sago!!! wah........... delicious...

and i gained back my 1kg... HAHAHAHA!

i've decided that i should go through a slow and easy process to losing weight.. than the fast and painful one! haha. so sorry vera, i cant be your guinea pig. but i doubt you can go on without food la. so just stay on what you're doing now. and sorry nicole. haha! you cant see good results when you're back. and to nel, shit head fie, maine, ting, afro, eddy, melvin the bitch, jess, stella and many others that know of the dieting plan. LOL.

cut my hand with a razor while trying to shave my *********. i'm very stupid.

and melvin is so funny. he just told me on msn:

melvin says:
i give my virginty of showing my body to classmates to u gals seh
melvin says:
tsk

alright.. we've taken a few pictures, but i have no idea where they are.. probably with the bitchosss! swimming again with maine and nel tomorrow morning! i'm leading such a healthy lifestyle. oooo! i feel so accomplished! =D

THE END

diet plan!

2008-04-26T00:00:00.002+08:00

My diet plan ISNT working very well... haha! thanks to ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS. i love you guys SO MUCH. thank you all for your "KIND SUPPORT".

NOBODY is taking me seriously! lol! i AM serious! i've been eating very very little. like 1/10 my norm.. can you guys STOP asking me to eat! and i have to repeat, "I'm on a diet" 1234567865432134567 TIMES! lol. and you guys will give me that "forget-about-it-la-alien" look.

On wed, was my first dieting day! the girls went to breeks for lunch. and i just sat there. hahaha! feeding purely on oxygen. fidelia the shit suppose to be dieting too. but she ate up 2 cheese dips supposedly for the wedges. after that, we went back to school, to bistro. and fidelia the shit ordered waffle with strawberry ice-cream. so much for dieting, alien buddy! that was 5pm. and i still ate nothing. just on plain water and the pure lemon juice. after that, to tm! and the girls ordered fondue at haagen dazs. and i again didnt touch it! see.. i swear, i swear. my will power is so strong. i dont know how anybody can beat mine. lol! at about 8pm, i start to suffer from acute pains in weird places... like the kidneys and liver.. just not the stomach. LOL. sooo... to prevent myself from dying. i add a bowl of bittergourd at 8.30pm. and i weigh 0.8kg lighter. end of day one.

On thurs, school bloody starts at 8am. had no time to prepare the lemon juice in the morning. so i've decided that i should eat for that day. so ate a plate of sambal chicken rice. HAHA! i swear i didnt finish it!! =) i told myself i wouldnt eat later at night! but... i ended up eating butter crayfish with garlic and cayenne pepper! damn nice!!!! oh my god.... I LOVE CRAYFISH! and i gained back the 0.8kg. HAHAHAHAHAHA! i'm such a DUMB ASS LOSER. end of day 2.

Today, made the lemon juice. but i added too much lemon. and too little water, its soooooo sour! couldnt take it. so didnt drink much of that. went biz park. i really wanted fruits only. but that dumb ass shit head fidelia said i should eat cuz i'm going for ballet. so i ordered noodles. and, didnt finish 3/4 of it. heh. and i came home, soooo bloody hungry. and endang put all the prawn crackers temptingly at the bar counter. like dang.............. so i told myself i will work extra hard in class later! hahaha! and i ate the crackers. HAHAHA! i did work hard, and i was sweating like a pig. and i loss 1kg.

suppose to swim tomorrow. but..... still bleeding down there. so.. will have to cancel it and stay home to study. its just the first week of school. and i have no idea what that china lecturer is trying to say. Biochemistry 2, we're all in for deep shit.

swimming (hopefully) and gyming with maine on sunday and tuesday!

why are some people just born soooo skinny, thin and slender. some just born FAT. and why must i be the one in the category of HUMONGOUSLY HUGE? lol! sometimes, i just have to decieve myself, and tell myself, "andrea, you're just fine." and then, my mother or my father will come and shoot me! lol! "are you sure you're going to wear this out? have you looked into the mirror?" typical question my mum will ask NOW. "wah...... you're VERY fat! your backside is sooooo BIG!" typical of my HUMONGOUSLY HUGE father.

and if i see fidelia that shit head. she'll SURE to look at me from head to toe and with her disgusting scrunched up face,"you're fucking fat." LOL!

and if i see ken boy. wah... that one. EVERYTIME i see him, EVERYTIME he'll use different methods and tactics and ways to convey how fat i am. LOL!! he's such a shit. but i still love him la.. HAHAHAHA!

method 1: if we happen to walk pass a full length mirror or some shiny surface that enables us to see our reflection. note, we've already walked PAST it. he'll suddenly say,"eh! wait wait wait!" then he'll pull me back a few steps like we've dropped something or there's something interesting for me to look at. and he'll stop right infront of the mirror. and tell me. "eh girlfriend, look! your butt so big!" and he'll smile... and walk away. - what a shit.

method 2: he'll point to a BIG rectangle porcelain stand... for planting of flowers. and he'll tell me. "you know, if i throw you in there now, you'll get stuck inside."

method 3: watching movies or taking bus, if he seats down first, and i'll sit later. he'll purposely like make a small jump. and look at me with that face ," eh... see. my girlfriend so heavy. sit down only can send me flying."

method 4: we're at carnivore eating. half way through. he told me to remind him to show me a message. i asked why cannot see now. he say later... so i thought it was a birthday surprise or some sort know. end up...... its his friend's message to him and it reads,"eh, i think i just saw andrea. she became fatter right?" and he bloody made me EAT SO MUCH!

and there are many many more which i've already forgotten. how long we've been together, has been how long he'd disturbed me. one day only... the earth is round... what goes around comes around....

kenneth chow. you watch out. i will slim down... and be back to where i were and what i was.. and fidelia you shit head. i'm still skinner than you... and to my mama and papa, it runs in the genes.