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Monday, November 27, 2006
  what a boring day
aku perbarankan la, BANGS!! hahahaha!!

heya babes!

went to work as usual.. and as usual, its damn freaking boring.. i bet if i had you guys there, it wouldnt be that bad.. it would be damn fun... darn... its weird.. i usually can clique with people.. but i just cant clique with them..and i have no idea why... it shouldnt be my problem.. haha!! so... its theirs! hee..

after work, went to my mum's office to look for her.. her office, is filled with weird people.. hahaha!! this aunty, my mum's downline.. siao one ok!! she saw me.. she exclaimed," oh!! this is your daughter!! so tall! (apparently not) very pretty.. (true) and her complexion very nice! (she's blind, got so many pimples.) "

haha! since she said that i'm pretty and tall with nice complexion, i shall forgive her weird-ness, and graciously accept the praise.. WAHAHAHAHA!!

i just realised i led a boring day today.. LOL!! i got no more stuffs to say.. well.. some stuffs, cant say on blog.. lol! too dangerous.. haiz..

OH!! i saw a lorry filled with banglahs just now! ahahaha!!! and saw this banglah hugging a maid on the train.. hug until like she will run away like that.. haha!! oh wells.. they probably need all the love and all the bear hugs they can get... since they left home to a far far away place.. haa!!

meeting vera tomorrow to get that JACKET!! woohoo!! i spotted that damn jacket, told nicole first and later eilania. end up, eilania got the jacket first and nicole just got it.. and i'm getting it last.. god damn.. but its ok.. it doesnt matter.. its gonna be MINE! muahahahaha!!

alright.. i'm gonna go online shopping..
tatz babes!! good nights.. and have a nice day tomorrow! =)
 
Friday, November 24, 2006
  marking - good school vs average school
Heys..

went to work as usual.. boring, as usual.. lol! i marked a whole load of crap today.. 2 stacks.. one stack neighbourhood school.. can see they put in effort to do.. some la, some.. lol! those high ranking schools is really heck care one.. e.g. NUS high of maths and science. wah.. basket.. rank 163 in singapore, just one rank below RGS.. anyhow do that damn paper.. for every multiple choice, he adds in his own option, and shade that option.. the option most of the time is, " cuz he's gay. " or " its good. " or " god said so. " all these shit..

open ended question he can answer, " it is like this because jesus said so. if you dont believe jesus, buddha or god, you will go to hell. and i think that this paper is a total bullcrap. "

" make some people suck up the oil in the sea with straws or get KFC to use the oil to fry chicken wing."

thats all the stupid and dumb answers this guy gave.. the whole paper, got about 80 over questions, all like that.. lol!! madness.. i mark until damn happy.. laugh until damn loud.. hahaha!!

and i just realise i got no childhood.. cuz for all my exams, i've never done this before.. darn.. should have done this at least once ar.. no harm what.. young kids.. lol!! now is confirm cannot do one lor.. is will get peng down one.. lol!!

my brother went to pick me up after work.. while waiting, i saw this lady, driving a black matrix, bending really close to the steering wheel.. i looked in closely, i realised that she didnt wear anything.. lol!! she's dark skinned.. looked more like mixed blood.. quite pretty.. i dont think she wearing tube lor.. cuz is can see the top part of her neh.. lol!! but never see her nip.. cuz she bend quite low.. then the door cover.. lol! her exposed part a bit shiny shiny one.. maybe, maybe she went swimming.. then go toilet bathe.. then her clothes got stolen.. haha!! but how she get to her car? haha!! well.. its all a mystery.. its only for her and people who are close to her to know.. lol!!

going gym tomorrow with lee neh and monster.. now, i just dont feel like working out.. lol! maybe tomorrow will have the urge to lose those fats.. haha!

alright babes.. thats all for my sharing today..
tatz! nights!! no banglah story today.. HAHAHA!!
 
Thursday, November 23, 2006
  that day.
HEYS!!!! =D

marking sucks.. i swear... the students give rubbish.. they are sec 2 ok.. and they write like they're primary 2.. I SWEAR.. their english can eat shit.. lol!! my english sucks, and yet i cant understand them.. so.. hmmm.. you can roughly guess how bad their english is eh.. lol!!

the food sucks there.. is really very very bad.. i'd rather go hungry.. thats how bad.. lol!! so... from tomorrow onwards, i'm gonna pack food there.. and guess what food i'm gonna pack? ah.. forget it.. you all prolly wont guess it.. cuz... i'm gonna bring.......


CUP NOODLES!! NISSIN!! hahaha!!!

cup noodles taste the best! wooo!! i love the person that invented cup noodles.. he/she did save my life for 5 weeks.. 5 whole assie weeks, i've gotta mark those stupid dumb ass students' scripts.. every secondary school in singapore la.. ass.. lol!! the worse is.. you get one stack of neighbourhood schools.. wah.. you gone.. if they leave blank still ok.. easy, dont need to read rubbish.. if they write a whole load of shit, you feel like tearing the papers.. cuz you'll never, and i mean never understand their english.. LOL!

let me quote what they write:

- potatoes cant have sex. so they are asexual. (and this person got full marks for that question. cuz he sort of answered it. lol! but will you guys answer this way??? lol!!)

- tikum tikum one =P

- oh no, i forgot. but i just remembered a while ago. =(

actually i cant really remember what they wrote.. lol!! roughly la.. i've got one stack of neighbourhood schools waiting for me to mark.. should have more rubbish to tell you babes about.. lol!! tomorow, i will be marking them.. lol! all the schools ranking below 100 one... is really gone one.. lol!! i predict tomorrow's gonna be a bad day.. oh manz... (btw, the higher the ranking, the better..)

after work.. went to meet pc.. ate at kenny rogers.. today is laugh until i die.. lol!!! friends are still the best... lol!! i mean close friends and friends that you can clique with.. i forgot what we laughed at la.. we laughed at practically everything.. hahhaa!! so high.. had loads of fun, after 5.. haha! like what nel said," your life starts after 5 everyday.."

well.. no banglahs took the train with me today.. HAHA!! maybe didnt notice la.. i will look out.. and tell you all k! hahahahaha!!!!!!!

tatz!!!! i'm going to bed! =)
 
Monday, November 20, 2006
  mummy not in town - day 2
Hey all!!
Mum not in town - day 2
Went to work today.. the mrt ride is out to kill.. lol!!
sat through tutorial.. taught us how to mark..
is damn jia lat can!!
correct still must categorise what method the candidate use..
then still got a few methods somemore..
damn stupid.. no wonder pay 6.50/hour..
gotta do so much work.. lol..
and must use brain and think whether their answer correct not..
like doing test like that..
and some of them answer in such broken english that we dont understand..
thats not singlish.. i swear.. lol!!
tomorrow still got one more tutorial..
then wednesday start marking.. lol!!
and the coffee shop that sells food that cant be eaten..
i ordered chicken rice and end up only eat the rice cuz the chicken sucks..
cant be eaten.. lol! end up hungry like shit.. haiz...
finally 5 o'clock reached..
marking the end of tutorial.. haha..
the train was damn damn damn packed..
dumb.. at tanjong pagar, a bunch of banglah came in..
WAH.. i tell you.. their "perfume" is POWER...
hahaha!! singapore is damn racist..
can see all the faces of the chinese around..
the banglahs came in.. talk talk laugh laugh..
then all of us exchanged looks.. hahaha!!
and stopped breathing.
the worse thing's that the banglahs stand behind us..
then raise their arm, exposing their armpits..
wah seh.. that one is cannot make it already..
i bend my head sooo low ar... till my nose touch my clothes..
hahahaha!!!
lucky they alighted at city hall..
and one banglah forget to alight or i dont know what la..
when the door about to close..
his friend came and shouted in,
" gumba bu-ru-neh.. ja-ma-lei.. "
hahahahahaha!!!
then that banglah so funny..
he squeeze squeeze to the door and the door was about to close..
he shouted,
" ooowait-r oowait-r".
and the door shut.. hahaha!!!
then this uncle sort of shouted,"door cannot open already. next stop then go down."
but the stupidest thing is that the door opens at the other side at bugis..
then when reach bugis..
he again squeeze squeeze with people giving him dirty looks..
well.. poor thing.. and i was one of them he squeezed past..
but i didnt give him any look.
cuz while moving back, i stepped on one guy's feet..
hahaha!! and i was wearing heels..
poor guy.. and he still say sorry to me so many times..
such a nice guy ar?
but he was wearing purple.. so wasted..
reached home.. saw banglah at my house downstairs..
keep looking at me.. i walk to the lift..
he's gaze followed.. i walked to the stairs he still look..
i know you people are gonna say,
" if you never look at him how you know he looking at you!?"
haha! cuz he looked at me first! so i looked at him..
reached home and endang haven reach home..
too hungry already.. then ate cup noodles..
poor shit.. lol..
work sucks. its a low paying and brain damaging work.. argh! lol..
thats all for today.. till now.. haha!!
tatz babes!! <3
 
Sunday, November 19, 2006
  mum not in town - day1
OOSH!
Mum not in town - day 1
Ok.. today's a damn good sleeping day..
lol.. actually not so.. slept at around 5 plus this morning..
then slept till 12 plus.. ahaha.. woke up.. ate... watched dvds..
haha! i love this kind of life.. watched "into the blue" jessica alba's hot there..
hahaha! and watched "4 brothers".. accidentally slept again..
woken up by my ballet teacher's call.. and....
NO BALLET TODAY!
such a good news for my fats.. bad news for me..
my dad went malaysia today too..
so my house got NO GOVERNMENT!
haha!! my bro, his girlfriend and me.. went party-ing..
actually not so.. we just went tm.. ate at pariss..
which SUCKED SHIT.. damn it.. so many china people..
surprised by the price..
only 26 ++ per person.. and surprised by the people around..
majority china people.. HAHA!
my brother's girlfriend damn mean one..
keep laughing at the way they speak.. lol! then influence me to laugh too..
lol!!! one china woman is pure stupid.. lol..
the table is already assigned.. she must die die sit at our table..
i just pull out the chair and sit.. hahaha!!
the look at her face was PRICELESS..
then she take one plate and stacked the whole plate full of pepper crab..
black black one.. look like sai.. hahahhaa!!!
and the service there suck shit too.. lol!
the waiter brought chicken chop here..
and he shouted "chicken chop" and "piack" slammed the plate on the table..
ahaha!! basket.. as if we're hard of hearing..
so the bottom line is..
dont go to the pariss at tm..
lol! go taka's pariss or marina sq..
good service.. and good food.. but twice the amount..
so.. what you pay, is what you get.. haha!!
tomorrow's my first day at work!
will update.. =)
okies.. gotta help my bro with his essay..
thesis statement, topic sentence..
whatever.. till now, i still dont know the difference.. hahaha!!
tatz peeps.. till tomorrow....
good nights!
 
Saturday, November 18, 2006
  happy day!!!
Hello babes!!! =D
I'M EMPLOYED!!! ahahaha!! but quite sian... cuz i got no friends.. other than junsheng.. but he got his own friends.... oh man.... sucks.. hahaha!! i hate being alone... i'm helping moe mark papers.. lol! sounds easy.. but you think about it, its tough.. lol! why do you think there're so little teachers around.. ahaha.. and what kind of rubbish we always write on our scripts? gosh.. what goes round comes round.. this phrase.. very accurate.. i swear.. i always kena.. ass.. lol!! so many incidents.. well.. the incident that is most vivid will be the panty incident.. wah.. that one is the most embarrassing thing that happened to me in my entire life.. haha!!
went parkway shopping today.. more like being my mother's maid la.. she just flew off to korea..... on the surface, she tells all her friends and everybody else," ya lor.. flying off for 1 week. so must accompany my daughter.. go shopping with her.." BULLSHIT! end up shop her own things.. at this shop.. forgot the name.. start with "W" one.. spend 1 hour plus.. wah.. and that shop all sell office wear.. i buy what?! then nevermind... go isetan.. i want to buy wallet.. then i like this guess wallet.. she say.. wah.. 56 dollars ar.. so expensive! she spent hundred plus to 200 at the "W" shop la! then my stupid father say, aiyo! buy bonia la! so helping me to get that wallet la.. end up, as usual, the empress dowager wins.. then i go buy bra.. buy bra she also got so many comments.. lol!! force me to go and try.. cuz that time my bra strip snap.. then i jokingly said that my neh grew bigger.. then she make me go and try.. wooo.. that i keep quiet.. i try finish.. wanna pay money.. she decided to buy bras too! haha.. so she try try try.. until my father go and find the shoe department and sit down.. anyway ar.. the bras that i bought today all my father choose one.. haha!! colour, pattern all he choose.. haha!! he like cheeko pek.. he hold the bra by the hanger to compare.. so funny.. hold until so high somemore.. wahahhaha!!
but the good thing about today is.. my mum promised to buy me the perfume!!!!! muahahaha!! means i got 100 ++ more money to shop for clothes!! i cant wait for the salary to come.. hahaha!! i can already smell them... and smell ZARA!!! WAHAHAHAHA!! SU NEH, LEE NEH, i cant wait!!!!! lol!! anyway lania, we're doing fine.. :) you should know who the we're.. ;)
ok... too high.. must chill abit.. or else cannot sleep.. haha!!
tatz babes!!! love you all.. =)
good nights! and good morning! or good afternoon! lol.. whichever's applicable..
 
Friday, November 17, 2006
  exercise!!
Hey all!! =D

went shopping at vivo yesterday.. that place is damn freaking huge.. lol!! nic, lania and i walked until peng.. we kept looking at the directory to get to the shop we wanted.. lol!! and end up keep forgetting the unit number while walking to the place.. WAHAHAHA!!

and, I NEED MONEY! I NEED A JOB! got so many things i wanna buy... and all so expensive! goodness... lol! we shopped from 3.. till about 4 plus.. then went to eat at secret recipe, continued shopping till around 8.. then went haagen dazs and continued walking till about 9 plus.. nic left to meet *ahem*.. lania and i walked and talked then sat at one of the benches and talk while waiting for her sisters to come and fetch us... we waited till 10.. and decided to cab home instead.. lol! taxi stand as usual filled with people.. who say singaporeans arent rich? increase cab fare still got so many people take.. lol!

today, went EXERCISING! lol!! we're sooooo un-fit!! went gym... then went to play tennis.. i suck shit la.. lol! didnt exercise much.. cuz we're very slack.. lol! we laughed till i think our stomach muscles built quite a bit.. hee.. now, i see the importance of exercising.. heehee! exercising is fun too! (with friends that is =D)

my mummy's going korea tomorrow! why am i so happy when it is a bad thing.. LOL!!
i am made to stay at home.. and watch the house.. like a DOG! hahaha!! damn dumb.. when she's in singapore, i go out, she also go out.. so whats the difference?! lol!! and my mum, is one person that is damn freaking weird.. cuz she will call every 2 hours or so to check if i'm home.. aint my mummy cute? ahaha! lucky my mum angry with my when she booked to tickets to korea.. hahaha!! cuz next week.. that'll be a puppy coming to my house, temporarily.. wooo!!

and i cant go L.A cuz of ballet!! oooo!! ballet soooo rocks!! i'm LYING!! i so badly want to go L.A!!! i've never been there.. and it'll be a white christmas again!! basket.. ballet ballet ballet.. learn ballet still fat like shit.. got so many spare tyres.. lol.. ballet's sooo boring now... preparing for that dumb performance... how i wish the performance's over now.. and its back to normal class.. haiz.. look on the bright side... maybe L.A will get terrorist attack.. *TOUCH WOOD* just kidding.. i'm such a sour sour sour grapes.. lol!! cannot have.. cuz my other family members going... waha!

ok.. i'm tired and hungry.. gonna eat.. and SLEEP!

tatz babes! <3
 
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
  first entry!!!
HELLO babes!!!

hahahahaha!! i'm soooo happy!! i've created a NEW NEW NEW NEW BLOG!! haha!

i promise!! i will blog more often.. :) heehee!!

had been so stressed up the past few days.. hahaha!!

i forgot the reasons to it.. lol! the only reason i can remember is that I'M A FAT LUMP OF SHIT!

hahahaha!! went lee neh's house on sunday.. to slack around...
nic, fo and i dyed our hair.. hahahaha!!!
and we came to a conclusion that nicole su neh neh cannot work well with people!! wahahaha!!
ok la.. since she helped me set up this blog.. i shant be sooooo mean to her... later she sad... and cry... hahahaha!! my hair turned out the ugliest shit la! their hair all so nice.. the only reason is cuz i did their hair.. and they did mine.. hahaha! can you believe that i dyed my hair mahagony brown and nobody, NOBODY said, "andrea! you dyed your hair!" so, this implies HOW well it went ar... su neh and fo neh...

the second conclusion we came up on sunday at chee shian's house is "WE'RE ALL FAT LUMPS OF SHIT!"

hahahah!! and only chee shian is happy la.. when we take picture.. all got double chin!! F...
hahaha!! and i'm the fattest lump of shit la! nic's dad sent us home.. in the car, we were planning to go gym the NEXT MORNING..
guess what.. i woke up at 11am, nobody messaged me la.. no calls even.. hahaha! then the night before i told k4 i going gym with my friends.. well.. end up, i went gym with boyfriend, k4, bear and one other guy.. that was an experience.. HAHAHA!! i gave my first time to THEM!! hahaha.. that gym was.... huge la.. didnt expect it to be soooo big.. and the toilet smells like bbq place.. serious!! i went in.. that bbq smoke smell was so strong can! i bet the people bathe in 80 degrees of hot water.. wah.. that is damn hot la.. hahaha.. bbq human meat.. tender one somemore.. cuz all girls.. hee..

oh.. the only thing i did in the gym for like erm.... 2 hours plus is cycling.. haha!! cycled for 40 mins.. my butt damn pain la.. and my knee also.. too long never exercise.. is cannot make it.. then the boys still taking weights and all.. i nothing better to do.. hahaha!! walk here walk there... finally, i decided to cool down. again, first time in my entire life.. end up, i got no muscle ache.. not bad ar.. cool down is COOL! hahaha!!

the next day... had class bbq!! hahahaha!! han fell down.... so didnt go shopping with lizzie... end up went to her house and slacked the whole afternoon... HAHAHA!! ordered macs... the mcflurry didnt melt that much under the hot sun.. =x we went online... and read some blogs... and saw some pictures.. hahaha! and i concluded that, i might be a lesbian.. this mj girl is hot.. and quite pretty lehz... so wasted... ahhhhh! hahaha! she's attached... to... ahhhhhhhh!! hahahaha!! actually mj got quite a number of hot babes lehx.. but why no hunks? not balanced.. not good... lol! bbq was fun! I SET UP THE FIRE!! with the help of mimi and hengky.. haha! "wah! andrea can actually set up fire!" quoted by many.. hahahaha!! sooo accomplished! and i was deejay for that night.. well.. we gossiped about our beloved classmate.. hee.. and took pictures.. and mr audi insisted that people are running away from us.. well.. most of the time he makes sense-less and rubbish comments.. hahaha! edwin didnt come in the end.. chuckie and chunkie too.. 06S212 is damn fun.. and damn lame.. hahaha! always slack slack slack... end up one of the last in the whole level.. next year probably will rank better.. haha! cuz... I'M OUT OF MJ!! AHAHA!! all the best to you guys... i'll visit you guys.. jan i go crash la.. hahaha!!

today, i slept practically the whole day... very tired.. these few days sleep very little.. too much activities.. now, i must visit some people's blog.. WAHAHAHA!! chair! is your "excited-ness" satisfied?!

okok.. i'm OFF! tatz babes! love ya people!
 
  first entry!!!
HELLO babes!!!

hahahahaha!! i'm soooo happy!! i've created a NEW NEW NEW NEW BLOG!! haha!

i promise!! i will blog more often.. :) heehee!!

had been so stressed up the past few days.. hahaha!!

i forgot the reasons to it.. lol! the only reason i can remember is that I'M A FAT LUMP OF SHIT!

hahahaha!! went lee neh's house on sunday.. to slack around...
nic, fo and i dyed our hair.. hahahaha!!!
and we came to a conclusion that nicole su neh neh cannot work well with people!! wahahaha!!
ok la.. since she helped me set up this blog.. i shant be sooooo mean to her... later she sad... and cry... hahahaha!! my hair turned out the ugliest shit la! their hair all so nice.. the only reason is cuz i did their hair.. and they did mine.. hahaha! can you believe that i dyed my hair mahagony brown and nobody, NOBODY said, "andrea! you dyed your hair!" so, this implies HOW well it went ar... su neh and fo neh...

the second conclusion we came up on sunday at chee shian's house is "WE'RE ALL FAT LUMPS OF SHIT!"

hahahah!! and only chee shian is happy la.. when we take picture.. all got double chin!! F...
hahaha!! and i'm the fattest lump of shit la! nic's dad sent us home.. in the car, we were planning to go gym the NEXT MORNING..
guess what.. i woke up at 11am, nobody messaged me la.. no calls even.. hahaha! then the night before i told k4 i going gym with my friends.. well.. end up, i went gym with boyfriend, k4, bear and one other guy.. that was an experience.. HAHAHA!! i gave my first time to THEM!! hahaha.. that gym was.... huge la.. didnt expect it to be soooo big.. and the toilet smells like bbq place.. serious!! i went in.. that bbq smoke smell was so strong can! i bet the people bathe in 80 degrees of hot water.. wah.. that is damn hot la.. hahaha.. bbq human meat.. tender one somemore.. cuz all girls.. hee..

oh.. the only thing i did in the gym for like erm.... 2 hours plus is cycling.. haha!! cycled for 40 mins.. my butt damn pain la.. and my knee also.. too long never exercise.. is cannot make it.. then the boys still taking weights and all.. i nothing better to do.. hahaha!! walk here walk there... finally, i decided to cool down. again, first time in my entire life.. end up, i got no muscle ache.. not bad ar.. cool down is COOL! hahaha!!

the next day... had class bbq!! hahahaha!! han fell down.... so didnt go shopping with lizzie... end up went to her house and slacked the whole afternoon... HAHAHA!! ordered macs... the mcflurry didnt melt that much under the hot sun.. =x we went online... and read some blogs... and saw some pictures.. hahaha! and i concluded that, i might be a lesbian.. this mj girl is hot.. and quite pretty lehz... so wasted... ahhhhh! hahaha! she's attached... to... ahhhhhhhh!! hahahaha!! actually mj got quite a number of hot babes lehx.. but why no hunks? not balanced.. not good... lol! bbq was fun! I SET UP THE FIRE!! with the help of mimi and hengky.. haha! "wah! andrea can actually set up fire!" quoted by many.. hahahaha!! sooo accomplished! and i was deejay for that night.. well.. we gossiped about our beloved classmate.. hee.. and took pictures.. and mr audi insisted that people are running away from us.. well.. most of the time he makes sense-less and rubbish comments.. hahaha! edwin didnt come in the end.. chuckie and chunkie too.. 06S212 is damn fun.. and damn lame.. hahaha! always slack slack slack... end up one of the last in the whole level.. next year probably will rank better.. haha! cuz... I'M OUT OF MJ!! AHAHA!! all the best to you guys... i'll visit you guys.. jan i go crash la.. hahaha!!

today, i slept practically the whole day... very tired.. these few days sleep very little.. too much activities.. now, i must visit some people's blog.. WAHAHAHA!! chair! is your "excited-ness" satisfied?!

okok.. i'm OFF! tatz babes! love ya people!
 
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
 
hello andrea.
nicole here.
its 1209am and im still awake fixing your stupid blog template up for you you stupid shit!
see, im so nice to you and you always treat me so badly.

andrea loves me goodbye.
 
Thursday, November 09, 2006
  hello!
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