zoo, school, jokes
Its been a long time.. thats how busy future doctors and professors are these few days. i'm suppose to study for mgen quiz tomorrow.. and its so god damn boring. i'm like studying aimlessly and with my peabrain more or less blank. i'm like SO dead. and PCT quiz on tuesday. that subject, i am more than dead. out of the 5 chapters, i roughly know whats going on in one chapter and the other 4... mmm, i only like know... the titles? well, think on the bright side, at least i know the titles.
after these few weeks of torture, we future doctors and professors came to a conclusion that science school lecturers have this great and unusal fetish of trying to see their students,
dead. and leaving them to choose between beauty sleep and grades. and yes, we definitely have no life. but knowing me, i definitely choose my beauty sleep. and try as much as i can to squeeze sometime to watch a good movie yo. DARK KNIGHT'S AWESOME! well, i did sacrifice watching red cliff to study mgen yesterday okay.
i wonder if this is going on between all schools and happening in every student's life: where we have quizzes and tests basically every day (high possibility to have more than 1 test per day). and project deadlines. and shit head presentations. if it happens to all schools, then science school students really have low tolerance, endurance and limited brain storage space. Considering that i'm not the only loser complaining, then... the problem shouldnt lie in me, right? hahaha!
Went to the zoo for a break last saturday with jess and pri! it was fun yo!
Lessons learnt:
1) always go to places of attractions in SMALL groups. in this way, we can save alot of waiting time.
2) never ever visit the baboons first, visit it only when you're sure you want to leave the zoo already. (its cursed, the moment you step out, it'll rain)
3) plan your rain escape route well
4)never ever bring big bulky bags with you
5) never bring food in
6) be wary of monkeys swinging around, they might throw apples or fruits down
7) try to steal as much free rides from the tram as you can
8) Be as kia-su as you can, so that you can get the front view without any HEADS infront of you during feeding time
9) and that the zoo map, is kinda cheating you. from the map, it seems like the hippo is quite a distance away from the white tiger, but in fact, its just about 15 steps away.
i'm sad to announce that wherever lala, zeeda, pri and i go, we're bound to make enemies. lol. babes, we need some self-reflection. a serious one. :)
the babes and i have a serious speech problem. we cant seem to pronounce words correctly. its getting really bad these few days. after a couple of sentences, there will be a word mispronounced. and we'll laugh hysterically at it.
Pri: Ralphs lorlan (ralph lauren)
Tua (tour)
lala: O-pan (open)
lala and i both went to buy junk food. lala was looking at the receipt and trying to count how much they suppose to return me. she asked me what's ah-leaf. i thought was some jap food. so i scanned through the junk food we bought. then she continued to use her irritating tone to ask what is ah-leaf?! its $2.60. then i peeped over to the receipt. and i shouted back at her "your eyes slanted ar!!! ah-leaf is $1.30 la! what $2.60!! and then it suddenly struck me. it's not what we pronounced. the word was ALIVE. and when i told her, we both laughed SOOOO LOUD that the whole starbucks turned and looked at us. combination of our laughter is disasterous. the laughter's worse that the thick lips joke. LOL!
i'm eating abit too much again. someone gotta savee me!!! :(
and i had cod fish poisoning. LOL!
back to studying! its getting a little late! goods byes!